Walk of Shame - Media Infiltration and Misunderstanding Unveiled
Sergeant Dave:
Ma'am, did you see a woman in a yellow dress get on that helicopter?
Denise:
I saw Meghan Miles, undercover investigator for KZLA, get on a helicopter.
Officer Walter:
Wait. The woman we're chasing is just a reporter? Dear God, it's worse than we ever imagined. The hooker has infiltrated the media, where she's posing as KZLA's Meghan Miles.
Denise:
What do you mean, she's infiltrated the media?
Rose:
So, you're saying that our best friend Meghan is an undercover hooker?
Officer Walter:
It looks that way.
Sergeant Dave:
So, you have an idiot friend too?
Rose:
Yeah. Mine's by choice. You got stuck with this guy, right?
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Walk of Shame - Testing Comfort in Social Situations
Rose:
Denise, four-point douche test. Go.
Gordon:
What?
Denise: [[w:strip club|strip club]
Have you ever been to a ]?
Gordon:
Yes, but they make me uncomfortable.
Denise:
What do you call your penis?
Gordon:
My penis.
Denise:
That's hot.
Rose:
Denise, Focus.
Denise: [[w:Robert Pattinson|Robert Pattinson]
Sorry. How do you feel about ]?
Gordon:
Not my favorite actor.
Denise:
You shut your mouth.
Gordon:
Okay.
Denise:
Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?
Gordon:
Whoop, whoop.
Denise:
No. Don't ever do that again.
Denise: [[w:Fuck, marry, kill|Kill an innocent dog or cheat on your girlfriend]
]?
Gordon:
Cheat on my girlfriend. I'm not going to kill an innocent dog. That's sick.
Denise:
You passed.
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Walk of Shame - Confrontation Over Trust and Protection
Rose: [[w:psychopathy|psycho]
You better be telling the truth, ], because I will out-psycho you. And if you hurt Meghan, I will reign fucking fury down on you.
Gordon:
Relax. Where do you live?
Rose:
Where the fuck is that?
Gordon: [[w:Sixth Street Viaduct|Sixth Street bridge]
It's downtown near the ].
Rose:
People live there?
Gordon:
Yeah. I do.
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Walk of Shame - A Night Out with Friends
Rose:
I can't wait to get my drink on. And get my dance on. And... Just those two things. Denise.
Denise:
What?
Rose:
Meghan. Meghan! Meghan Miles. Either she's not home or she's ignoring us.
Denise:
Or she's incapacitated, tied up... or maybe she had a stroke or a seizure or something.
Rose: [[w:Brentwood, Los Angeles|Brentwood]
Denise, this is ]. Nothing bad ever happens in Brent... Oh, my God, O.J. Simpson. I just remembered that. Yeah.
Denise:
Meghan! It's open.
Rose: [[w:Texas|Texas]
Honey, you are not back on the farm in ]. You cannot just leave your door unlocked.
Meghan:
Hey, party girls. What's up? What do you want to drink? I have tap water. Wait.
Rose:
Wait, what's going on? Where's Kyle?
Meghan:
He's at the supermarket.
Rose:
And, um, where's all your stuff?
Meghan:
Oh. Um... Kyle took it all to the supermarket. The supermercado. He's gone. He, um... He said he didn't know who I was anymore, and then he left and he took everything.
Rose:
That's so weird. When is he coming back? Why did you not tell us?
Meghan:
I don't know. I'm sorry. Rosie, I just...
Rose:
Yeah, but, honey, we're your friends. We're not gonna judge you.
Meghan:
Hang on. It's Dan.
Boss:
Meghan, don't freak out, but they're going with Wendy Chang. Meghan, are you okay?
Meghan:
Chang!
Denise:
This is such a terrible time for Kyle to not be here.
Rose:
Denise, shut up.
Meghan:
They gave it to Wendy Chang. She's an anchor in San Francisco.
Rose:
There you go, honey. That's a diversity hire. Asian. What can you do about that?
Meghan:
She's not even Asian. She's adopted. She has red fucking hair. I'm sorry. That was mean. Good for her. No.
Rose:
Screw Chang. You are the best.
Denise:
Yeah. No one reads the news like you, Meghan.
Rose:
We're going to sit down and come up with a plan to fix your life. Okay, guys, no more pity party.
Meghan: [[w:American Idol|Idol]
It's fine.So go. I'll be fine. I'm just gonna stay here and catch up on ].
Rose:
No! We're not gonna leave you here. You don't even have your dog.
Meghan:
Technically, it was Kyle's dog.
Denise:
Who cares? Forget it. Get a cat.
Meghan:
Ew. That's gross. Cats hate me.You know that.
Denise:
People say cats are clean, but they're really filthy.
Meghan:
I am sorry, okay? Whatever.
Rose: [[w:misandry|you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis]
I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and ].
Meghan: [[w:Courtship|a relationship type of girl]
I don't know, I don't do that with penises. I'm more of ].
Rose:
We're taking you out. Come on. Let's go.
Denise:
Fine, but I'm wearing these sweatpants.
Rose:
No. You're gonna wear something slutty, like Denise.
Denise:
I don't own anything slutty like Denise.
Rose:
Denise, give Meghan your dress.
Denise:
But...
Rose:
No buts. You can wear one of her pantsuits.
Denise:
Ew. Ew.
Meghan:
Why is it so loud in here?
Rose:
Isn't it great? This is what you need.
Meghan:
Shots time. Already?
Rose:
Yup, that's right. Throw it back. Unless you're too soft.
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