Memorable Quotes from Gina McKee
9 quotesMalcolm's Creation of a Psychopath
Judy Molloy
You know, my theory is that Malcolm built him in a lab out of bits of old psychopaths.
[about Jamie MacDonald]
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A Lesson in Direct Communication
Malcolm Tucker
Hey, foetus boy, lesson one: If I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?
[to Toby]
Toby Wright
Umm... Eff off?
Malcolm Tucker
You'll go far! Now fuck off.
Toby Wright
Right.
[leaves the room]
Simon Foster
Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight—
Malcolm Tucker
You're not going on Question Time, you've been disinvited.
Simon Foster
We've been prepping Question Time!
Judy Molloy
Why wasn't I told about this?
Malcolm Tucker
Why the fuck would I tell you it?! I've told you to fuck off twice, and yet you're still here!
Judy Molloy
You should tell me about it because it's a scheduled media appearance by this department's secretary of state, so therefore it falls well within my purview!
Malcolm Tucker
Within your purview"?
Judy Molloy
Yes!
Malcolm Tucker
Where do you think you are, in some fucking regency costume drama?! This is a government department! Not a fucking ] novel!
[[Jane Austen|Jane fucking Austen]
Simon Foster
Malcolm...
Malcolm Tucker
Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your "purview" and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse-cock!
Judy Molloy
Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me, those kids make you sound like... ]!
[[w:Angela Lansbury|Angela Lansbury]
Malcolm Tucker
She's married? Poor bastard.
[to Simon]
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Escalating Tensions in a Frustrating Situation
Simon Foster
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! Why didn't we nail the line?!
Judy Molloy
Simon, I did try to warn you.
Simon Foster
Yes! Yes! You did try to warn me, but you don't actually stop me, did you?!
Judy Molloy
I can't tackle you to the ground!
Simon Foster
That's like shouting "Train!" as someone gets hit by a train! You should go, "Train! It's a fucking train!
Judy Molloy
Bollocks!
[her phone rings]
Simon Foster
Fuck, it's Malcolm!
[his phone rings also]
Judy Molloy
Mine's Malcolm, too.
Simon Foster
How does he do that?
Malcolm Tucker
Simon, I don't like finding out about people employed by this government via the news unless they've just died. Be here, now!
[talking on two mobiles]
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Judgments on Celebrity Relationships and Appearances
William
So what do you think? Good move?
Honey
Good move. When all is said and done, she's nothing special. I saw her taking her trousers down and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
Bella
Good decision. All actresses are as mad as snakes.
William
Tony, what do you think?
Tony
Never met her, never want to.
William
Brilliant. Max?
Max
Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
William
Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
Spike
I was called and I came. What's up?
Honey
William's just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike
You daft prick!
[shocked]
Honey
No, no, no, no, it's actually quite sensible.
Bella
That painting isn't the original, is it?
[looks at the painting of the Chagall that Anna gave William]
William
Umm, yeah, I think it might be.
Bernie
But she said she wanted to go out with you?
William
Yes...sort of...
Bernie
That's nice.
William
What?
Bernie
Well, you know, anyone saying they want to go out with you is...pretty great...isn't it?
William
It was sort of sweet, actually- um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line, but she said she might be as famous as can be, but also...that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Oh, sod a dog, I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? Max, how fast is your car?
[pause; Spike nods. Another pause]
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An Unexpected Invitation to Stay
Bella
Do you want to stay?
William
Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.
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Hope and Cynicism in Relationships
Jani de Villiers
I understand if you don't, but I hope that you do.
Marion Nell
Most men'll fuck a lamppost.
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Unexpected Visitor Arrives Without Warning
Simon Foster
Who was that?
Judy Molloy
Malcolm. He's coming to see you.
Simon Foster
Oh shit, he's still alive. When's he due?
Malcolm Tucker
Now. And don't say you weren't prepared, because I rang ahead.
[Entering the room]
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Political Childishness in Washington D.C.
Judy Molloy
They're all kids in Washington. It's like ] but with real guns.
[[w:Bugsy Malone|Bugsy Malone]
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Coordination of Millennium Goals in Press Release
Judy Molloy
Mark, you're coordinating the millennium goals on the press release, aren't you?
Mark
Yes.
Judy Molloy
Coordinate it better, please.
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