Life Is Beautiful - Train Stop for a Family Reunion
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Life Is Beautiful - Excitement of Riding a Train Together
Guido: [''being shipped to a concentration camp'']
You've never ridden on a train, have you? They're fantastic! Everybody stands up, close together, and there are no seats!
Giosué:
There aren't any seats?
Guido:
Seats? On a train? It's obvious you've never ridden one before! No, everybody's packed in, standing up. Look at this line to get on! Hey, we've got tickets, save room for us!
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Life Is Beautiful - The Humor of Exclusionary Signs
Guido:
Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my Chinese friend and his pet kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Chinese or Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos.
Giosué:
We let everyone in our shop, don't we?
Guido:
Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?
Giosué:
Spiders.
Guido:
Good I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get a sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed.
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