Giorgio Cantarini Quotes

Guido Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my Chinese friend and his pet kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Chinese or Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos.

Giosué We let everyone in our shop, don't we?

Guido Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?

Giosué Spiders.

Guido Good I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get a sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed.

Giosué Look, they stopped the train to let Mom get on.

Guido Dora...

Guido You've never ridden on a train, have you? They're fantastic! Everybody stands up, close together, and there are no seats!

Giosué There aren't any seats?

Guido Seats? On a train? It's obvious you've never ridden one before! No, everybody's packed in, standing up. Look at this line to get on! Hey, we've got tickets, save room for us!