Soul Plane - Cockpit Preparations and Excitement in Flight
Captain Mack:
Hey, yo Game, why don't you go secure the cockpit, homie.
Gaeman: [locks the cockpit door]
Yes, right away. This motherfucker is locked.
Captain Mack: [picks up a bobble head doll; shakes bobble head, making it nod its head; the plane starts up and backs up; hits a switch; camera cuts to some surprised passengers; plane bounces around]
Fred G. Sanford, my n*****, and the "G" is for going places, can you dig it? Now we ready to roll. Oh nerves got switches in this, huh? Mmm yum, and they work! Oh this is hot yo! Yeah!
Gaeman: [plane continues bouncing]
Oh my gosh!
Captain Mack:
Bounce with me! This has hooked up!
Gaeman:
Like an elephant!
Captain Mack: [[w:Ignition (Remix)|Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!]
Yeah! ]
Gaeman: [puts a CD in the stereo]
Hey, I have the perfect music for this! Yes I have it right here. Huh what what... huh what what-
Captain Mack: [interrupts Gaeman]
Hey man, hold on man, hold on.
Gaeman:
Like an elephant! Ha ha!
Captain Mack:
Naw man, you got to turn that bullsh*t off, man. Can't be ridin to that bullsh*t, man.
Gaeman:
Don't you insult my music.
Captain:
Ride ya some gangsta sh*t, pop that in man. Captain don't want to hear that Zimbabwe-ah-wa-wa-wa sh*t.
Gaeman: [takes out his CD, puts in Mack's CD]
It's not sh*t.
Captain Mack:
Whatever, get it out of here. I'm the captain of this motherf*cking sh*t.
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Soul Plane - Flight Instructions and Disobedience
Gaeman:
Please, man, I...
Captain Mack:
What part of "You ain't flying this plane" don't you understand? Sit back and enjoy the flight, Idi Amin!
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