The Killer Shrews - Trouser Mishap in Conversation
Dr. Radford Baines: [after being attacked by a poisonous shrew]
Just ripped my trousers, that's all.
Dr. Marlowe Craigis:
Are you sure?
Dr. Radford Baines: [goes to typewriter, writes report, collapses dead]
Yes, I know.
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The Killer Shrews - The Intriguing Nature of Poisonous Adaptation
Dr. Marlowe Craigis:
Mario was killed by poison.
Dr. Radford Baines: [with enthusiasm; pauses, then remorsefully]
Doctor, I wonder if you've thought... the system of the Sorex enabled them to assimilate that poison. It remained in the salivary glands of their jaws. Isn't that wonderful? bOh, I am sorry. Of course, I always speak from the clinical point of view.
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