The Room - Unexpected News About a Baby
Steven:
When is the baby due?
Lisa:
There is no baby.
Steven and Michelle:
What?!
Steven: [baffled]
Wha—What are you talking about?!
Lisa:
I told him that to make it interesting.
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The Room - Tension Builds in a Critical Moment
Steven:
I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!
Chris R: [pulls out gun; '''Mark''': Silence!]
Five minutes?! You want five (bleep) minutes, Denny?! You know what? I haven't got FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES!?
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