Memorable Quotes from Greg Sestero
8 quotesFrustration with Misunderstanding and Opinions
Mark
You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
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Confidential Client Discussion at the Bank
Mark
How was work today?
Johnny
Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark
What client?
Johnny
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Mark
Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny
No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
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A Strong Statement of Discontent
Mark
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise.
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Mark's Conflicted Views on Women
Mark
Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
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Unspoken Readiness in Relationships
Mark
Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa
How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.
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A Remarkable Story of Violence and Humor
Mark
I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny
Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
Mark
Yeah, you can say that again.
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Gender Perspectives on Cheating
Mark
Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
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Consequences of Unfulfilled Relationships
Mark
If you kept your girl satisfied, she wouldn't have come to me!
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