Without a Paddle - Inappropriate Celebration and Safety Concerns
Jerry Conlaine: [smashes beer bottle on canoe]
I christen this, Duke the second!
River Guide:
Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.
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Without a Paddle - Canoeing Misadventures and Dark Humor
River Guide: [While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe]
There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back.
Elwood: [After cutting off a fish's head with a hatchet]
How you like me now? Huh? How you like me now, fishy? Oh, yeah, that's right you can't talk, cause you don't have a head and I cut it off!
Dennis: [hearing "[[w:Do you Really Want to Hurt Me|Do You Really Want To Hurt Me]
]" being sung] The hills have gone gay.
Dennis and Elwood: [singing]
Yes we really want to hurt you. Yes we really want to make you cry. Yes we really want to shoot you. Yes we really want to make you die.
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Hell or High Water - Identity and Conflict in Comanche Heritage
Bear:
I am a Comanche. Do you know what it means? It means Enemy to everyone'.
Tanner Howard:
Do you know what that makes me? A Comanche.
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