Half Baked - Miscommunication About the Door and Alarm
Scarface:
Man, you didn't say nothing bout no door, yo!
Thurgood:
Just chill out, man. I smoked weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
Thurgood:
I didn't say the alarm would be off, though. I just said it's never locked.
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Half Baked - Cultural Identity in a Tense Exchange
Samson:
I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend here and I'm gonna kill him.
Scarface:
I'm Cuban, b!
Samson:
Yes, Cuban B!
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Half Baked - Embracing a Carefree Attitude Towards Ideas
Brian:
I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
Scarface:
Just smoke it, yo.
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Half Baked - Humorous Reaction to Ice Cream Mention
Scarface:
Ahhhh this motherfucker said ice cream, B!
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Half Baked - A Bold Departure from a Conversation
Scarface: [To each of his fellow burger employees; To the old lady customer; the old lady gives a thumb-up]
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!
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Half Baked - Confrontation and Fast Food Humor in Half Baked
Scarface:
I'm right behind you. Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese, yo. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
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