Memorable Quotes from G.W. Bailey
2 quotesUnderstanding Machine Emotions and Limitations
Ben
Unable. Malfunction".
Howard
How can it refuse to turn itself off?
Skroeder
Maybe it's pissed off.
Crosby
It's a machine, Skroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes.
Ben and Crosby
It just runs programs.
Howard
It usually runs programs.
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Store Success and Unconventional Behavior
Claire Timkin
Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful, and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher. I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming: "Hi, I'm a squid!
Roxie Shield
Jonathan, you're riding around town with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle! What is wrong with this picture?!
[notices Jonathan with Emmy, suddenly surprised]
Captain Felix Maxwell
Enough of this surveillance crap! Captain Felix Maxwell takes this from no mannequin!
[after Emmy, as a mannequin, has flipped off him and Mr. Richards]
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