Johnny Dangerously - Meeting Between Johnny and the Priest
Warden:
Your turn, Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived.
Priest:
Are you ready my son?
Johnny:
I'm ready if you are, Father.
Priest:
Dominus nabiscum, Nabisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus.
Prisoner:
So long, Johnny.
Johnny:
You bet.
Priest:
Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.
Prisoner:
Be brave, huh, Johnny?
Priest:
When's the next bus?
Johnny:
Always, Nails.
Priest:
Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Adeste fidelis.
Prisoner:
Good luck, Johnny.
Priest:
Semper fidelis. Hi fidelis.
Johnny:
Why didn't I take shop?
Priest:
Post meridian. Ante-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little meridians.
Prisoner:
Bye bye, Johnny.
Johnny:
Bye, Rock.
Priest:
The Magna Carta. Master charga.
Prisoner:
Spit in his eye, Johnny.
Johnny:
You bet, Rabbi.
Priest:
Dum procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.
Warden:
Do you have any last words, Johnny?
Warden:
Well said!
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Johnny Dangerously - A Humorous Exchange on Death Row
Warden:
Johnny it's an honor to have you on Death Row.
Johnny:
Ah don't be silly. The pleasure is all mine.
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