Bad Santa - Santa Encounter During Lunch Break
Woman in Food Court:
Look who's here, Jimmy! It's Santa!
Willie: [mutters to himself]
Great. Fucking great.
Woman in Food Court:
Let's tell him what you want for Christmas.
Willie: [turns to the woman and son]
I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK, OKAY?!
Woman in Food Court: [offended]
Are you insane? Management's gonna hear about this.
Willie:
Think that's a threat? You really think you can make my fucking life any worse, you go right ahead. Be my fucking guest. Take a shot.
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