Horrors of Spider Island - Island Isolation Affects Communication Skills
Ann:
Tell me, are you always so quiet?
Joe:
You know, when you've lived on an island for a long time, you forget how to say nice things to girls.
Ann:
Well, try it once.
Joe:
Well, I'm really glad that your aeroplane crashed.
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Horrors of Spider Island - Unlikely Praise for an Undesirable Partner
Joe: [to Bobby]
For a guy like you, the worst girl in the world is too good!
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Horrors of Spider Island - Prioritizing Work Over Relationships
Joe:
I don't know any girls and when I think of the ones I do, I'd rather work.
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