Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters Prepare for Urgent Meeting with Mayor
Winston Zeddemore:
Hey, guard! Look, I want to make a phone call. Yeah, I just work with these guys, but I wasn't even there!
Egon Spengler:
It's not the girl, Peter, it's the building. Something terrible is about to enter our world, and this building is obviously the door. The architect's name was Ivo Shandor. I found it in Tobin's Spirit Guide. He was also a doctor. Performed a lot of unnecessary surgery. And then in 1920, he started a secret society.
Guard:
Okay, Ghostbusters, the Mayor wants to see you guys. Whole island's going crazy, let's go.
Peter Venkman:
I got to split, the Mayor wants to rap with me about some things.
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Ghostbusters - The Consequences of Crossing the Streams
Egon Spengler:
Don't cross the streams.
Peter Venkman:
Why?
Egon Spengler:
It would be bad.
Peter Venkman:
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon Spengler:
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: [shocked gasp]
Total protonic reversal.
Peter Venkman:
Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
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Stripes - Pacifism and Commitment in Combat
Russell Ziskey:
I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into real heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
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Knocked Up - A Father's Affection and Son's Realization
Ben's Dad:
I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ben:
I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?
Ben's Dad:
Yes.
Ben:
Now I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
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Ghostbusters II - Unexpected Discovery Among Friends
Winston Zeddemore: [sees the Vigo painting]
Hey fellas! You wanna take a look at this?
Dr. Ray Stantz:
Wow!
Dr. Egon Spengler: [[w:Renaissance|Early Renaissance; [w:Raphael|Raphael; [w:Piero della Francesca|Piero della Francesca]
], I think. ], or ]?
Dr. Peter Venkman:
No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccinis.
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Ghostbusters II - Unity and Confusion Amidst the Crowd
Vigo:
Now we become one.
Crowd:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and ne'er brought to mind...
Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Where's that singing coming from?
Winston Zeddemore:
The people outside!
Crowd:
If auld acquaintance be forgot, remember Auld Lang Syne!
Dr. Egon Spengler:
He's weakening! The singing is neutralizing the slime!
Stantz:
I can move!
Spengler:
He's back in the painting!
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Ghostbusters II - Urgency and Humor Amidst the Chaos
Dr. Egon Spengler:
We're running out of time, Ray, it's almost midnight. Can't you make her go any faster?
Ray Stantz:
I'm afraid the vibrations will shake her to pieces. We should have padded her feet!
Egon:
I don't think they make Nikes in her size, Ray.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Don't worry, she's tough. She's a harbor chick!
Ray:
Sorry, my fault!
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Ghostbusters II - A Meeting with the Mayor and Ghostbusters
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Lenny. Big man.
Mayor Lenny:
The Ghostbusters.
Winston Zeddemore: [holds out his hand, wanting to shake his hand]
Mr. Mayor?
Mayor Lenny:
What is this? A slumber party?
Dr. Ray Stantz:
Well, that's why we wanted to see you.
Mayor Lenny:
Listen, I don't want to hear anything about it. You got two minutes. Make it good.
Dr. Ray Stantz: [getting started]
Well, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again, and you'll be happy to know that almost fifty percent of us voted for you in the last election.
Mayor Lenny:
I appreciate that.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
I'm sorry we have to meet under these circumstances.
Dr. Ray Stantz:
Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnatheric slimeflow of immense proportions is building up beneath the city.
Mayor Lenny:
Psycho-what?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Psychomagnatheric.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Big word, big word.
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Negative human emotions that are forming into a vicious ectoplasm with *explosive* supernormal potential.
Mayor Lenny:
Can somebody speak English here?
Winston Zeddemore:
Uh yeah. Your honor, what we're trying to say is all of the bad feelings. You know hate, anger and the vibes of the city are turning into this sludge. I didn't believe in it either. But, we just went for a swim in it and end up almost killing each other.
Jack Hardemeyer: [to the Mayor; aggravated]
This is insane! Do we really have to listen to this?
Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Hardemeyer; to the Mayor]
Can't you stop your lips from flapping for 2 little minutes? Lenny, have you been out on the street lately, do you know weird it is out there? We've taken our own headcount, there seems to be 3 *million* completely miserable assholes living in the Tri-State area.
Jack Hardemeyer: [in disbelief]
Please.
Peter Venkman:
I beg your pardon, 3 million and one.
Jack Hardemeyer:
Hey.
Dr. Ray Stantz:
And what fudgy brain here doesn't realize, that if we don't do something fast this whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hot plate.
Jack Hardemeyer: [in disbelief]
Yeah, right.
Mayor Lenny: [having enough; begins to walk off; leaves]
What do you want me to do, go on television and tell 3 million people they have to be nice to each other? Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right. Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen.
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Ghostbusters II - Vigo the Carpathian's Grueling History
Dr. Egon Spengler:
Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
105 years old? He hung in there, didn't he?
Dr. Raymond Stantz:
He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Ouch.
Winston Zeddemore:
Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?
Dr. Egon Spengler:
No, not exactly a man of the people. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?
Dr. Ray Stantz:
And dig this, there was a prophecy. Just before his head died, his last words were "Death is but a door, time is but a window: I'll be back".
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Ghostbusters II - Experimenting with Plasm in the Subway
Dr. Raymond Stantz:
We've been experimenting with the plasm we found in the subway tunnel. Careful.
Dr. Peter Venkman:
Should I get spoons?
Dr. Egon Spengler: [Ray sets the container on the table for everyone to see]
Don't bother. Watch this. Go ahead, Ray.
Stantz: [yells at the container]
You! You worthless piece of slime!
Stantz: [slime reacts]
You ignorant, disgusting blob!
Spengler: [slime reacts]
You're nothing but an unstable, short-chain molecule!
Stantz: [slime reacts]
You foul, obnoxious muck!
Spengler: [slime reacts]
You have a weak electrochemical bond!
Stantz:
I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!
Winston Zeddemore: [interrupting just before it overflows its container]
Whoa, whoa!
Stantz:
You're a – You just –
Zeddemore:
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Venkman: [beat]
This is what you do with your spare time?
Stantz:
Peter, this is an incredible breakthrough. I mean, what a discovery! A psychoreactive substance! Whatever this stuff is, it responds to human emotional states.
Venkman: [beat; to slime affectionately]
Mood slime. Oh, baby...
Zeddemore:
You mean this stuff actually feeds on bad vibes?
Stantz:
Like a cop in a donut factory.
Spengler:
We've been running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction.
Venkman:
What kind of tests?
Stantz:
Well, we sing to it, and, uh, we talk to it, and say...supportive, nurturing things to it...
Venkman:
You're not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?
Venkman: [shakes his head in disbelief]
Oh, you!
Zeddemore: [mutters]
It's always the quiet ones.
Venkman: [chuckles]
You hound!
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Ghostbusters II - Musical Exchange Among Ghostbusters Characters
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Ghostbusters - Gozer the Traveler
Dr. Egon Spengler:
[Egon is running tests on Louis, who has been possessed by Vinz Clortho and is now the Keymaster] Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
Louis:
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!