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Harris Yulin Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Harris Yulin

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The Truth as a Commodity
Stanley Goldkiss The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy.
Judgment in Court for Ghostbusters Team
Judge Wexler Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler...stand up! Get up!
Judge Wexler You too, Mr. Tully. I find you guilty on all charges! I order you to pay fines in the amount of $25,000 each! I sentence you to eighteen months in the city correctional facility at Rikers Island!
[looks at Louis; Louis stands up; reads his verdict; the jar of slime bubbles, Ray sees it; pounds his gavel]
Ray Stantz Eggy! She's twitching!
[to Egon]
Judge Wexler I'M NOT FINISHED! On a more personal note, let just me go on record as saying that there is no place for fakes, charlatans-
Egon Spengler Uh, Your Honor?
Judge Wexler Shut up! And tricksters like you in decent society!
Ray Stantz Your Honor!
[interrupting]
Peter Venkman Your Honor, this is very important-!
[interrupting with Ray]
Judge Wexler You prey upon the gullibility of innocent people!
Ray Stantz Yes, sir.
Judge Wexler Be quiet!
Ray Stantz But-
[points to the jar]
Judge Wexler And believe me, if my hands were not tied by the unalterable fetters of the law! And I would indulge in the tradition of our illustrious forbears! Reach back, to a purer, sterner justice... ...and have you BURNED AT THE STAKE!
[slime rapidly overflows over the exhibit table; Peter, Ray, Egon and Louis begins to hide under the table]
Ray Stantz Wow!
Judge Wexler Oh my God, the Scoleri brothers! The Scoleri brothers!
[aghast; the ghouls lunge; he jumps over his bench and dives under the trio's table]
Ray Stantz Friends of yours?
Judge Wexler I tried them for murder! Gave them the chair! You gotta do something!
[one brother seeks out the group and spots them hiding]
Egon Spengler Why don't you tell them you don't believe in ghosts?
Victory in Court for the Ghostbusters
Dr. Peter Venkman You're next, Bubbles.
Judge Wexler ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I rescind the order! Case dismissed!
[screams]
Louis Tully Hooray, we won the case!
Judge Wexler Now do something!