Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Unexpected Encounters at a Funeral
Harmony's Dad:
Do I know you?
Gay Perry:
No. Just in town for the funeral.
Harmony's Dad:
What do you want?
Gay Perry:
Well, I was going to go to the zoo, but it was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal.
Harmony's Dad:
Son of a... Who do you think you're talking to? I buried my daughter today!
Gay Perry:
No. You buried her twenty years ago. Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.
Harmony's Dad:
Who are you? I loved my girl.
Harmony's Dad:
You fucker! If I could get out of this bed...
Gay Perry:
Yeah? Well, you can't.
Harmony's Dad:
You bastard! Old man that can't defend himself. Big tough guy.
Gay Perry:
Yeah, that's right. Big tough guy.
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Crocodile - Crocodile Encounter Sparks Urgent Concerns
Kit:
We were just attacked by some HUGE creature and you're worried about BLISTERS and dirt in your eyes?
Sheriff Bowman:
Gator... Crocodile... What's the difference?
Shurkin:
It takes a lot to sever a spine. You see, a crocodile's teeth intertwine. They snap shut with forty pounds of pressure. I can't tell you how bad this is, sheriff.
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