Memorable Quotes from Harry Crosby
6 quotesA Conversation About Beer and Nostalgia
Brenda
Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
Bill
More beer? More beer.
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Discussion on Baltic Avenue's Color and Value
Alice
Baltic Avenue.
Bill
No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.
Alice
I think it's a pretty color. I'll buy it.
Alice
Ha. Baltic Avenue. You owe me one boot.
Brenda
Alice draws first blood.
Bill
That's a terrible way to talk about my feet.
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Discussion of Supplies Among Camp Counselors
Alice
Bill? Steve wants to know if we need more paint.
Bill
Paint's all right. Need more thinner.
Alice
Okay.
Bill
Alice. Did the others show up?
Alice
Yeah, everybody except that girl Annie.
Bill
Think you're gonna last all summer?
Alice
I don't know if I'm gonna last all week.
Alice
I'll tell Steve about the thinner.
Bill
Fine.
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Unexpected Tension Among Friends in the Cabin
Jack
(seeing Bill with a big knife raised) Jesus, Bill! What are you doing?
Bill
There's a snake in here!
Marcie
Why are we in here?
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Searching for the Town's Eccentric Character
Officer Dorf
Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned
(acting silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on) Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf
I told you to sit on it, Tonto. Now, I got word that Ralph was out here, spouting his Gospel.
Bill
This guy, Ralph, is he dangerous or anything?
Officer Dorf
Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling." Then I spend the morning in court, and he gets a week in jail.
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A Snake Under the Bed
Alice
(a snake is under the bed) I can't sleep if there's a snake in here!
Bill
I can't kill it until it comes out.
Alice
Well, call him!
Bill
How do you call a snake?
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