Friday the 13th - A Snake Under the Bed
Alice:
(a snake is under the bed) I can't sleep if there's a snake in here!
Bill:
I can't kill it until it comes out.
Alice:
Well, call him!
Bill:
How do you call a snake?
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Friday the 13th - Unexpected Tension Among Friends in the Cabin
Jack:
(seeing Bill with a big knife raised) Jesus, Bill! What are you doing?
Bill:
There's a snake in here!
Marcie:
Why are we in here?
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Friday the 13th - Searching for the Town's Eccentric Character
Officer Dorf:
Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned:
(acting silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on) Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf:
I told you to sit on it, Tonto. Now, I got word that Ralph was out here, spouting his Gospel.
Bill:
This guy, Ralph, is he dangerous or anything?
Officer Dorf:
Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling." Then I spend the morning in court, and he gets a week in jail.
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Friday the 13th - Discussion of Supplies Among Camp Counselors
Alice:
Bill? Steve wants to know if we need more paint.
Bill:
Paint's all right. Need more thinner.
Alice:
Okay.
Bill:
Alice. Did the others show up?
Alice:
Yeah, everybody except that girl Annie.
Bill:
Think you're gonna last all summer?
Alice:
I don't know if I'm gonna last all week.
Alice:
I'll tell Steve about the thinner.
Bill:
Fine.
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Friday the 13th - Discussion on Baltic Avenue's Color and Value
Alice:
Baltic Avenue.
Bill:
No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.
Alice:
I think it's a pretty color. I'll buy it.
Alice:
Ha. Baltic Avenue. You owe me one boot.
Brenda:
Alice draws first blood.
Bill:
That's a terrible way to talk about my feet.
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Friday the 13th - A Conversation About Beer and Nostalgia
Brenda:
Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
Bill:
More beer? More beer.
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