Blazing Saddles - Commentary on Stunts and Size
Hedley Lamarr: [his last line (referring to [[w:Douglas Fairbanks|Douglas Fairbanks; [Hollywood]
]), after Bart shoots him outside Graumann's Chinese Theater in ...How did he do such fantastic stunts - with such little feet?
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Blazing Saddles - Risking Lives for an Academy Award Nomination
Hedley Lamarr:
You men will be risking only your lives.... whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor!
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Blazing Saddles - Demand for Departure from the Scene
Hedley Lamarr: [Hailing a cab in Hollywood]
Drive me off this picture!
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Blazing Saddles - Manipulating Law and Order for Personal Gain
Hedley Lamarr: [monologue to the camera; To the camera]
A sheriff! But law and order is the last thing I want! Wait a minute...maybe I can use this to my advantage. If I could find a sheriff who so offends the people of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town! Wherever will I find such a man? Why am I asking you?
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Blazing Saddles - Legal Precedent for Land Acquisition
Hedley Lamarr: [searches books]
There might be a legal precedent. Land snatching. "L--land. See snatch.
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