Memorable Quotes from H.B. Warner
15 quotesRespecting Boundaries in Relationships
Chang
It would not be considered good manners to take a woman that another man wanted.
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Familiarity with Longfellow Deeds Established
Cedar
Do you know the defendant, Mr. Longfellow Deeds?
Jane Faulkner
Oh yes, yes, of course we know him.
Cedar
How long have you known him?
Jane Faulkner
Since he was born.
Amy Faulkner
Yes, Elsie Taggart was the midwife.
Jane Faulkner
He was a seven months baby.
Cedar
Thank you, that's, that's fine. Do you see him very often?
Jane Faulkner
Most every day.
Amy Faulkner
Sometimes twice.
Judge May
Must we have the echo?
John Cedar
Suppose you just answer, Miss Jane. Now, will you tell the court what everybody at home thinks of Longfellow Deeds?
Jane Faulkner
They think he's pixilated.
Amy Faulkner
Oh, yes, pixilated.
Judge May
He's what?
Cedar
What was that you said he was?
Jane Faulkner
Pixilated.
Amy Faulkner
Mm-hmm.
Cedar
Now that's rather a strange word to us, Miss Jane. Can you tell the court exactly what it means?
Board member
Perhaps I can explain, Your Honor. The word "pixilated" is an early American expression derived from the word "pixies," meaning elves. They would say the pixies had got him. As we nowadays would say, a man is "barmy.
Judge May
Oh. Is that correct?
Jane Faulkner
Mm-hmm.
Amy Faulkner
Mm-hmm.
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The Importance of Courtesy in Problem-Solving
Chang
A little courtesy all around helps to smooth out the most complicated problems.
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Court's Assessment of Mr. Deeds' Sanity
Judge May
Mr. Deeds, there has been a great deal of damaging testimony against you. Your behavior, to say the least, has been most strange. But in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane, but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom!
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The Value of Moderation in Happiness
Chang
To put it simply, I should say that our general belief was in moderation. We preach the virtue of avoiding excesses of every kind, even including excess of virtue itself…We find in the valley it makes for greater happiness among the natives. We rule with moderate strictness and in return we are satisfied with moderate obedience. As a result, our people are moderately honest, moderately chaste, and somewhat more than moderately happy.
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Meeting with the High Lama Arranged
Chang
The High Lama wishes to see you, Mr. Conway.
Robert
High Lamas or Low Lamas, do we get the porters?
Chang
The High Lama arranges everything.
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The Self-Imposed Limits of Age
Chang
Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves.
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The Perception of Danger in Sanity
Grant Wilson
Tell me, doctor, was she really crazy?
Dr. Carl Houston
Grant, I believe she was quite sane but undoubtedly one of the most dangerous women in criminal history,
Grant Wilson
Well, she's not dangerous any more.
Dr. Carl Houston
No, she may be more dangerous now than when they had her locked in a cell.
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The Secret to Longevity in Shangri-La
Chang
It is quite common here to live to a very ripe old age, climate, diet, and mountain water you might say, but we like to believe it is the absence of struggle in the way we live.
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The Value of Simplicity in Paradise
Chang
We do not buy or sell or seek personal fortunes because, well, there is no uncertain future here for which to accumulate it.
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Deeds Questions the Faulkner Sisters' Situation
Deeds
Now, um, heh, now about the Faulkner sisters. That's kind of funny. I mean, about Mr. Cedar going all the way to Mandrake Falls to bring them here. Do you mind if I talk to them?
Judge May
Not at all.
Deeds
Jane, who owns the house you live in?
Jane Faulkner
Why, you own it, Longfellow.
Amy Faulkner
Yes, you own it.
Deeds
Do you pay any rent?
Jane Faulkner
No, we don't pay any rent.
Amy Faulkner
Good heavens, no, we never pay rent.
Deeds
Are you happy there?
Jane Faulkner
Oh, yes.
Amy Faulkner
Yes indeed.
Deeds
Now, uh, Jane, a little while ago you said I was pixilated. Do you still think so?
Jane Faulkner
Why, you've always been pixilated, Longfellow.
Amy Faulkner
Always.
Deeds
That's fine, hm, I guess maybe I am. And now tell me something, Jane: who else in Mandrake Falls is pixilated?
Jane Faulkner
Why, everybody in Mandrake Falls is pixilated - except us.
Amy Faulkner
Mm-hmm.
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The Impact of Words in Courtroom Drama
John
Your honor, what she is saying has no bearing on the case. I object!
Judge May
Let me speak!
Babe
I know why he won't defend himself! That has a bearing on the case, hasn't it? He's been hurt, he's been hurt by everybody he met since he came here, principally me. He's been the victim of every conniving crook in town. The newspapers pounced on him, made him a target for their feeble humor. I was smarter than the rest of them: I got closer to him, so I could laugh louder. Why shouldn't he keep quiet - every time he said anything, it was twisted around to sound imbecilic! He can thank me for it. I handed the gang a grand laugh. It's a fitting climax to my sense of humor.
John
Why, your honor? This is preposterous.
Babe
Certainly I wrote those articles. I was going to get a raise, a month's vacation. But I stopped writing them when I found out what he was all about, when I realized how real he was. He could never fit in with our distorted viewpoint. Because he's honest, and sincere, and good. If that man's crazy, your honor, the rest of us belong in straitjackets!
John
Your honor, this is absurd. The woman's obviously in love with him.
Babe
What's that got to do with it?
John
Well, you are in love with him. Aren't you?
Babe
What's that got to do with it?
John
You are. Aren't you?
Babe
Yes!
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Desire for Civilization versus Contentment in Isolation
George
We better make arrangements to get some porters immediately. Some means to get us back to civilization.
Chang
Are you so certain you are away from it?
George
As far away as I ever want to be.
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Sufficiency Eliminates the Concept of Crime
Chang
There can be no crime where there is a sufficiency of everything.
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Identity of Shangri-La Revealed by Chang
Chang
In fact, Shangri-La is Father Perrault.
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