Memorable Quotes from Helen Shaw
4 quotesQuestioning the Value of Rules
Mrs. Dempsey
Mrs. Cox would never allow us. It's against the rules.
Mr. Bloom
Rules? Did rules ever stop a child from playing?
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Discussion About an Unusual Ear Cleaner
Taylor
Mommy what was that?
Karen
That was an electrical ear cleaner.
Taylor
It was kinda big.
Grandma
It sure was.
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Misunderstandings Among Generations in Parenthood
Susan
Helen? Oh, the door was unlocked...
[sees the sex action on the television]
Grandma
What channel is this?
Helen
No Gran, this is a tape.
Grandma
She needs a man now!
[to Susan]
Helen
Gran, this isn't mine. I don't watch this!
Grandma
One of those men reminded me of your Grandpa. God bless him!
[to Susan again as they are leaving the room and speaking of the sex action on the television]
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Nostalgic Memories of a Roller Coaster Ride
Grandma
You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster.
Gil
Oh?
Grandma
Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride!
Gil
What a great story.
Grandma
I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.
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