Parenthood - Nostalgic Memories of a Roller Coaster Ride
Grandma:
You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster.
Gil:
Oh?
Grandma:
Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride!
Gil:
What a great story.
Grandma:
I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.
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Parenthood - Misunderstandings Among Generations in Parenthood
Susan: [sees the sex action on the television]
Helen? Oh, the door was unlocked...
Grandma:
What channel is this?
Helen:
No Gran, this is a tape.
Grandma: [to Susan]
She needs a man now!
Helen:
Gran, this isn't mine. I don't watch this!
Grandma: [to Susan again as they are leaving the room and speaking of the sex action on the television]
One of those men reminded me of your Grandpa. God bless him!
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Parenthood - Discussion About an Unusual Ear Cleaner
Taylor:
Mommy what was that?
Karen:
That was an electrical ear cleaner.
Taylor:
It was kinda big.
Grandma:
It sure was.
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Twilight Zone: The Movie - Questioning the Value of Rules
Mrs. Dempsey:
Mrs. Cox would never allow us. It's against the rules.
Mr. Bloom:
Rules? Did rules ever stop a child from playing?
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