The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - A Dispute Between Halloween Characters
Igor: [announcing the witch's arrival]
The flying Queen of Hallowe'en!
Witch:
Outta my way, shorty!
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - Illusions and Fears in Halloween Uncertainty
Count Dracula:
What do I do now?
Igor:
Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.
Count Dracula:
Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - Igor Anticipates the Arrival of the Master
Igor: [he looks out the window; Dracula crashes and slams into the window]
I believe I hear the Master coming now! Yes! I can see him clearly through the fog!
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The Halloween That Almost Wasn't - Igor Describes His Creation's Origins
Igor:
From Bulgaria. The incredible man who Doctor Frankenstein created in his spare time... from a lot of spare parts. The Frankenstein creature.
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The Long Goodbye - Confrontation Over Medical Ethics and Payments
Dr. Verringer:
I apologize for this intrusion, Mrs. Wade, but your husband dislikes paying his bills. I'm sorry; in future I must refuse to accept him as a patient.
Philip Marlowe:
Well we don't accept you as a doctor, quack.
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Nashville - Nashville Spirit: Unity Through Song
Haven Hamilton: [after rioting nearly breaks out following gunshots]
Y'all take it easy now. This isn't Dallas, it's Nashville! They can't do this to us here in Nashville! Let's show them what we're made of. Come on everybody, sing! Somebody, sing!
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Nashville - Belonging and Identity in Nashville
Haven Hamilton:
You get your hair cut. You don't belong in Nashville.
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Nashville - Demanding Perfection in the Recording Studio
Haven Hamilton:
When I ask for Pig, I want Pig. Now you get me Pig, and then we'll be ready to record this here tune.
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Magnolia - Confusion of Emotions and Isolation
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I'm sick... I'm sick here now. I confuse melancholy with depression sometimes. You see?
Thurston Howell:
Why don't you run along now, friend? Your dessert is getting cold.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I'm sick.
Thurston Howell:
Stay that way.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I'm sick, and I'm in love.
Thurston Howell:
You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: [to Brad]
That's right! That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two, and I don't care! I love you. I love you, and I'm sick. I'll talk to you - I'll talk to you tomorrow. I'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow... for my teeth. I love you, Brad. Brad the bartender. You want to love me back? I'll be good to you. I'll be goddamn good for you. I won't be mad if you don't know who said what. I won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. I can teach you, and tell you...
Thurston Howell:
Brad, you have a special secret crush over there, I think. Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt...
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
You, shut up! Mind your own business!
Thurston Howell:
Gently, son!
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
Brad, I know you don't love me now.
Thurston Howell: [[angels]
It's a dangerous thing to confuse children with ].
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: [pointing to the TV; in the voice of Jimmy Gator, the TV quiz show announcer; [past; To Howell]
Brad, I know you don't love me now...You wanna know the common element for the entire group like he asked? I'll tell you the answer: I'll tell you cause I had that one. I had that question. Carbon. Carbon. In pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite. In coal, it's mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond, it's in hard form. Well, all we really wanted to know was the common element, Donnie, but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha, kids! Head's so full of useless knowledge. Thank you. Thank you. And the book says: We may be through with the ], but the past is not through with us! And no, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels!
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Magnolia - The Burden of Intelligence and Dullness
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I used to be smart, but now I'm just stupid.
Thurston Howell: [[genius]
Brad, dear, who was it that said..."A man of ] has seldom been ruined but by himself"?
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: [quietly; to himself]
... Samuel Johnson...
Thurston Howell: [[Samuel Johnson]
It was the lovely ]! Who also spoke of a fellow "who was not only dull... but a cause of dullness in others.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
The cause of dullness in others.
Thurston Howell:
Picky picky!
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: [[lightning; [universe; [body; [head]
Let me tell you this; Samuel Johnson never had his life shit on... and taken from him, and his money stolen! Who took his life and his money? His parents? His mommy, and daddy? Make him live this life like this... A man of genius who gets shit on as a child!... and that scars! That hurts! Have you ever been hit by ]? It hurts. It doesn't happen to everyone. It's an electrical charge. It finds its way across the ]... and it lands in your ], and your ]! And as for ruined, but by himself... not if his parents took his freaking life... and his money, and tell you to do this... and to do that, and if you don't...!
Smiling Peanut Patron #1:
Your parents took your money you won on that game show?
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: [to Thurston]
Yes! They did. What does that mean, a spoke in the wheel?
Thurston Howell:
Things go round and round, don't they?
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: [[dreams]
Yes, they do... They do. But I'll make my ] come true.
Thurston Howell:
Sounds sad as a weeping willow.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: [[stupid]
I used to be smart. But now I'm just ].
Thurston Howell: [raising his glass]
Shall we drink to that?
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Magnolia - A Discussion About Money and Friendship
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
You look like you have money in your pocket.
Thurston Howell:
Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend Brad there.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
Just throw some money around. Money, money, money.
Thurston Howell:
This sounds threatening.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
Do you have love in your heart?
Thurston Howell:
I have love all over. I even have love for you, friend.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
Is it real love? The kind of love that makes you feel... that intangible joy... pit of your stomach... like a bucket of acid and nerves running around... making you hurt and happy and all over... You're head over heels?
Thurston Howell:
You lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken my boy... but I believe it's that sort of love. Sounds nice to me.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I have love.
Thurston Howell:
A very chatty kind, indeed you do.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
No, I mean I'm telling you - I have love.
Thurston Howell:
Yes, and I'm listening avidly, fella.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
My name is Donnie Smith, and I have lots of love to give.
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