The Wedding Date - A Moment of Tension Among Family
Jeffrey:
Kat, could I have a word? It'll only take a moment.
Bunny:
Well, let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm and now you'd like just a moment? Sure, go right ahead.
Kat:
Thanks for the solidarity, Mom, but next time a little less information.
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Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams - A Family's Response to a Dire Situation
Donnagon Giggles:
Well, Cortezes, any last words?
Ingrid:
None that I can say in front of my children.
Grandmother:
Not to mention your mother.
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D.E.B.S. - Espionage vs. Expectations in D.E.B.S.
Dominique:
You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either.
Scud:
Knock em dead... but not really.
Ms. Petrie:
This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!
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Legally Blonde - The Importance of Confidence in Law
David:
Yes.
Professor Stromwell:
Would you be willing to stake your life on that?
Professor Stromwell: [pokes random student with her pointer]
And what about... his life?
Professor Stromwell: [faint smile]
I recommend knowing before speaking. The law leaves much room for interpretation, but very little room for self-doubt. And you were right. It was Aristotle.
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Legally Blonde - A New Perspective on Legal Education
Elle's father:
Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things.
Aaron Mitchell:
I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper.
Professor Stromwell:
If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.
Professor Stromwell:
A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know.
Maurice:
Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time.
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George of the Jungle - Belonging: A Discussion on Choices and Identity
Beatrice Stanhope:
Well, of course he went back to the jungle. Where else would he go? The Hague?
Ursula:
But why would he leave without saying goodbye?
Beatrice Stanhope:
Well, personally, I think he acted rather sensibly. Showed good character. He understands that he belongs there, you belong here. It's really all a question of stripes and spots.
Ursula: [realizes]
What? Oh, no. You got to him. Mother, what did you say?
Beatrice Stanhope:
I simply said that if he really cared for you, he'd leave you alone, let you get on with your life and marry Lyle.
Ursula:
I am not marrying Lyle, Mother!
Arthur Stanhope:
Beatrice, perhaps we should just--
Beatrice Stanhope:
Arthur! Now, Ursula, darling, don't be ridiculous. There's a big difference between marriageable material and a fling in the jungle.
Ursula:
A fling in the jungle"? A fling in the jungle? Who says I had a fling in the jungle?
Beatrice Stanhope: [Ursula realizes something]
You don't think you can fool your mother, do you? You've been head over heels for that ape ever since you brought him here. Now, Ursula, that kind of love is fleeting. You'll get over it.
Ursula: [suspiciously]
Did you just say love?
Beatrice Stanhope: [smile drops; tries to lie]
No.
Ursula:
You did.
Beatrice Stanhope:
Ursula!
Ursula:
You're right.
Beatrice Stanhope:
Don't say it!
Ursula:
I love him. I'm outta here.
Beatrice Stanhope:
Ursula, you can't love him! Arthur, say something!
Arthur Stanhope:
Be careful out there, honey.
Beatrice Stanhope:
What?!
Ursula: [hugs Arthur Stanhope]
Goodbye, Daddy.
Arthur Stanhope:
I love you.
Beatrice Stanhope:
What?!
Ursula: [leaves]
I love you, Mom. Thank you.
Beatrice Stanhope:
Ursula! Arthur, do something!
Arthur Stanhope:
What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her.
Beatrice Stanhope: [drinks a sip of her drink and leaves]
Oh, God! Ursula!
Arthur Stanhope: [under his breath]
God, that woman's a pain in the ass.
Narrator: [the sound of George yelling is heard; intrigued; continuing his previous narration]
Meanwhile, halfway across the world, another ass was feeling pain, as an ape named Ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome( jungle call)... Hey, I'm pretty good at that. ...and wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all-around good guy, George of the Jungle, was closer than he knew.
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