The Black Cat - Antique Dealer Discusses Road Conditions
Hubert Smith: [driving in the rain over a bumpy road]
As an antique dealer, Mr. Penny, what do you think of this road?
Mr. Penny:
Oh, I'd hate to meet the worms that made these holes. Whoo-hoo!
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The Black Cat - Reflections on Cats and Poetry
Hubert Smith: [Quoting the sign at the gate]
That house is doubly blest / Which to our feline friends gives rest.
Mr. Penny:
Oh, poetry, huh? It's beautiful, beautiful.
Hubert Smith:
That's what Mrs. Winslow says. But as kids we used to say, In her hats are many bats / For spending all her dough on cats.
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The Black Cat - A Playful Observation on the Weather
Mr. Penny: [looking at the cats on the grounds after the rainstorm]
It looks like it's been raining cats and cats around here.
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