Hugh LaurieQuotes

David Nix: Ah, it's uninhabited, and uncharted; looks like a perfect place to spend your last days.

Frank Walker: [[w:tachyons|tachyons] David, the monitor is acting as an antenna. It isn't just receiving ], it is taking a possible future and making it likely...

Casey Newton: ...And amplifying it — transmitting it, like a feedback loop.

Frank Walker: [[w:self-fulfilling prophecy|self-fulfilling prophecy] It's a ], that's coming from right there.

Casey Newton: But it's not just showing people the end of the world. It's giving them the idea — over and over and over again — so they just accept it!

Frank Walker: It's a ticking time bomb — and we're the ones that lit the fuse.

Casey Newton: We still have, like 58 days to try to change things - but nothing will work — as long as that thing is still on.

David Nix: Young lady, I'm going to assume that your knowledge of tachyonic fusion is a bit sketchy; shutting it down is impossible; there is no "off.

Casey Newton: I'm telling you what it's doing. Why don't you care?

Frank Walker: Because he's the one who's doing it... right?

David Nix: Well Frank, it's been wonderful catching up, but as we were fairly clear about the terms of your exile and the consequences of your violating it — what the hell are you doing here?

Frank Walker: I think she can fix it.

David Nix: [puzzled] I'm sorry, I…

Frank Walker: [indicating Casey] Her. I think she can fix it, David.

Casey Newton: Wait— What?

Frank Walker: I've been pirating your signal. Every time you turn it on here I can see it there, and it flickered. A percentage dropped, David.

David Nix: Impossible.

Frank Walker: You don’t believe me? Let's go find out.

Casey Newton: I'm sorry. What can I fix?

David Nix: [[world] The ], Miss Newton. He thinks you can fix the world.

Jasper: Thank the Lord.

Horace: We're saved.

Cop 1: [placing Jasper and Horace in the police van] Here you go

Jasper: Much obliged,Thanks

Cop 3: Watch your heads,Very kind

Horace: Thank you.

Cop 4: [closing the door a sign says NO STANDING as Jasper and Horace sits down in the van] Nice and quiet.

Horace: This is Lovely

Jasper: [Last Words] Isn't it, nice and warm,

Horace: No animals neither,

Jasper: Stupidly, you see? That's your problem, That's what's been holding you back, if it was to you, you'd have taken hold of that wire set fire to your undershorts cooked your tongue before even thinking it was electrified

Horace: Point taken, But what are the logs for

Jasper: We stand upon the logs and hop over thereby avoiding painful electirc-shock

Horace: [seeing Jasper had a plan to jump] Brilliant,

Jasper: [as they climb on pile of logs; their legs go over the wires of the electric fence] Right. Mount the log. Extend Leg, All right, Now, when I count to three, we jump, Ready.

Horace: Yes,

Jasper: [Logs gives way sending Jasper and Horace fell on the wires of electric fence causing them to zap with screams in pain and fell onto the ground and stands up as walks off] One,

Horace: [still cold after falling through the frozen pond] Turn the heater on will you!

Jasper: No. Not with this thing acting the way she is. I don't want to risk losing power.

Horace: [turns the heat on himself, but the system shorts and a bolt of lightning strikes the heater and sets the truck on fire] I can't stand the cold no more! I want heat! Fire. TOO HOT! TOO HOT!

Jasper: Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.

Horace: [Skinner answers the door; surprised; Jasper rolls his eyes in annoyance] Right. OH! Look at the size of that scar! No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!

Jasper: [closes the door and angrily punches Horace] Excuse me just a minute, would you?