Hugh Laurie Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Hugh Laurie

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101 Dalmatians

Instructions on Avoiding Unwanted Conversations

Jasper Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on this neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.

Horace Right. OH! Look at the size of that scar! No bloody wonder you can't talk, mate!

[Skinner answers the door; surprised; Jasper rolls his eyes in annoyance]

Jasper Excuse me just a minute, would you?

[closes the door and angrily punches Horace]

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Tomorrowland

Exploring Possibilities of a Future Feedback Loop

David Nix Ah, it's uninhabited, and uncharted; looks like a perfect place to spend your last days.

Frank Walker David, the monitor is acting as an antenna. It isn't just receiving ], it is taking a possible future and making it likely...

[[w:tachyons|tachyons]

Casey Newton ...And amplifying it — transmitting it, like a feedback loop.

Frank Walker It's a ], that's coming from right there.

[[w:self-fulfilling prophecy|self-fulfilling prophecy]

Casey Newton But it's not just showing people the end of the world. It's giving them the idea — over and over and over again — so they just accept it!

Frank Walker It's a ticking time bomb — and we're the ones that lit the fuse.

Casey Newton We still have, like 58 days to try to change things - but nothing will work — as long as that thing is still on.

David Nix Young lady, I'm going to assume that your knowledge of tachyonic fusion is a bit sketchy; shutting it down is impossible; there is no "off.

Casey Newton I'm telling you what it's doing. Why don't you care?

Frank Walker Because he's the one who's doing it... right?

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101 Dalmatians

Creative Problem-Solving in Unusual Circumstances

Jasper Stupidly, you see? That's your problem, That's what's been holding you back, if it was to you, you'd have taken hold of that wire set fire to your undershorts cooked your tongue before even thinking it was electrified

Horace Point taken, But what are the logs for

Jasper We stand upon the logs and hop over thereby avoiding painful electirc-shock

Horace Brilliant,

[seeing Jasper had a plan to jump]

Jasper Right. Mount the log. Extend Leg, All right, Now, when I count to three, we jump, Ready.

[as they climb on pile of logs; their legs go over the wires of the electric fence]

Horace Yes,

Jasper One,

[Logs gives way sending Jasper and Horace fell on the wires of electric fence causing them to zap with screams in pain and fell onto the ground and stands up as walks off]

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Tomorrowland

Consequences of Exile and Hope for Change

David Nix Well Frank, it's been wonderful catching up, but as we were fairly clear about the terms of your exile and the consequences of your violating it — what the hell are you doing here?

Frank Walker I think she can fix it.

David Nix I'm sorry, I…

[puzzled]

Frank Walker Her. I think she can fix it, David.

[indicating Casey]

Casey Newton Wait— What?

Frank Walker I've been pirating your signal. Every time you turn it on here I can see it there, and it flickered. A percentage dropped, David.

David Nix Impossible.

Frank Walker You don’t believe me? Let's go find out.

Casey Newton I'm sorry. What can I fix?

David Nix The ], Miss Newton. He thinks you can fix the world.

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