Memorable Quotes from Ian Abercrombie
3 quotesMiscommunication About the Book's Words
Wiseman
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Ash
Yeah, basically.
Wiseman
Did you speak the exact words?!
Ash
Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no, but basically I said them, yeah!
Wiseman
Dung-eating fool! Thou hast doomed us all! When thou misspoke the words, the army of the dead awoke!
Ash
Now whoa, whoa, whoa right there, spinach-chin!
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The Necronomicon's Warning and Recitation
Wiseman
This path will lead you to an unholy place, a cemetery. There, the Necronomicon awaits. When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, you must recite the words "Klaatu Barada Nikto".
Ash
Klaatu Barada Nikto." Okay...
Wiseman
Well, repeat them.
Ash
Klaatu Barada Nikto".
[exasperated]
Wiseman
Again!
Ash
I GOT IT, I GOT IT! I know your damn words, all right?! Now you get this straight, the both of ya: if I get that book, you send me back. After that, I'm history.
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Approaching Threat of the Undead Army
Scout
My Lord, an army of the dead gather in the wilderness, and they approach the castle.
Lord Arthur
How far from here?
Scout
Bout two days ride.
Lord Arthur
Then these winged ones are only the first of them.
Wiseman
Perhaps we should leave this place as soon as possible?
Man 1
We can be safe in the hills!
Man 2
Yes, the mountains!
Wiseman
It is written, Arthur! It is been foretold!
Man 1
They'll take our souls!
Man 2
I'm afraid!
Man 1
They'll swallow our souls!
Man 2
And we're about to DIE!
Ash
That's it. Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama! Me? I'M THROUGH RUNNING! I say we stay here and fight it out.
Lord Arthur
Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts?!
Ash
Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
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