Army of Darkness - Approaching Threat of the Undead Army
Scout:
My Lord, an army of the dead gather in the wilderness, and they approach the castle.
Lord Arthur:
How far from here?
Scout:
Bout two days ride.
Lord Arthur:
Then these winged ones are only the first of them.
Wiseman:
Perhaps we should leave this place as soon as possible?
Man 1:
We can be safe in the hills!
Man 2:
Yes, the mountains!
Wiseman:
It is written, Arthur! It is been foretold!
Man 1:
They'll take our souls!
Man 2:
I'm afraid!
Man 1:
They'll swallow our souls!
Man 2:
And we're about to DIE!
Ash:
That's it. Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama! Me? I'M THROUGH RUNNING! I say we stay here and fight it out.
Lord Arthur:
Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts?!
Ash:
Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
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Army of Darkness - Miscommunication About the Book's Words
Wiseman:
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Ash:
Yeah, basically.
Wiseman:
Did you speak the exact words?!
Ash:
Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no, but basically I said them, yeah!
Wiseman:
Dung-eating fool! Thou hast doomed us all! When thou misspoke the words, the army of the dead awoke!
Ash:
Now whoa, whoa, whoa right there, spinach-chin!
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Army of Darkness - The Necronomicon's Warning and Recitation
Wiseman:
This path will lead you to an unholy place, a cemetery. There, the Necronomicon awaits. When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, you must recite the words "Klaatu Barada Nikto".
Ash:
Klaatu Barada Nikto." Okay...
Wiseman:
Well, repeat them.
Ash: [exasperated]
Klaatu Barada Nikto".
Wiseman:
Again!
Ash:
I GOT IT, I GOT IT! I know your damn words, all right?! Now you get this straight, the both of ya: if I get that book, you send me back. After that, I'm history.
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