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Ian Holm Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Ian Holm

17 quotes
A Confrontation Over Missing Stones
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg It's nice to see you again, Father.
Father Vito Cornelius Ah, I remember you now. The so-called art dealer.
Zorg I'm glad you got your memory back. Because you're gonna need it. Where are the stones?
[directs his men out of his office]
Cornelius I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell somebody like you.
Zorg Why? What's wrong with me?
Cornelius I try to serve life. But you only…seem to want to destroy it.
Zorg Oh, Father, you're so wrong. Let me explain. Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is destroyed… Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain…of life. You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers.
[closes office door, places an empty glass on desk; Pushes glass off table; robot cleaners move to clean broken glass; Desk prepares a glass of water and a bowl of fruit]
Cornelius Where's the robot to pat you in the back? Or the engineer? Or their children, maybe? There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes crashing down. All because of one…little…cherry.
[Desk brings out Zorg's pet Picasso; Zorg motions it to try and help him; slaps Zorg in the back, causing him to spit the cherry at Picasso]
Zorg You saved my life, and in return, I'll spare yours... For now.
[opens doors, throws Cornelius to guards]
Priest Vito Cornelius You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg ...I know. Torture who you have to. The President, I don't care. Just bring me those stones. You have one hour.
[directs guards to take Cornelius away; snaps fingers]
Rationing Resources in a Crisis Situation
Dennis Sorry mates, but we've just about run out of petrol.
Simon Hey. Is there any chance that it will run on this?
[grabs a bottle of Scotch]
Terry Rapson Are you mad? That's a 12-year-old Scotch!
[Simon pours the scotch into three glasses]
Simon Gentlemen. To England.
Rapson To Mankind.
Dennis To ]!
[[w:Manchester United|Manchester United; They drink]
Simon I just ... I just wish I could have seen him grow up, you know?
[remembers his infant son]
Rapson The important thing is that he will grow up.
[The last of the petroleum fuel burns out, and the power fails]
Dennis Amen.
[softly]
An Uncertain Conversation About Kane's Condition
Ripley That's amazing. What is it?
[watching Ash examine the creature]
Ash Uh, yes, it is. Uh, I don't know yet. Did you want something?
Ripley Yes, I, uh … have a little talk. How's Kane?
Ash He's holding, no changes.
Ripley And, uh... our guest?
Ash Oh.
Ripley Hm?
Ash Well, as I said, I'm still... collating, actually. But I have confirmed that he's got an outer layer of protein polysaccharides. Has a funny habit of shedding his cells and replacing them with polarized silicon, which gives him a prolonged resistance to adverse environmental conditions. Is that enough?
Rapid Temperature Drop Causes Aviation Crashes
Terry Rapson What I'm about to tell you is supposed to be confidential. Several hours ago, three helicopters went down over Scotland. They crashed because the fuel in their lines froze.
[Over the phone]
Jack Hall At what temperature does-
Rapson -150° Fahrenheit. I mean, we had to look it up! The temperature dropped phenomenally fast! On the ground, people froze before they could get out of their cars!
Hall Can you get me a satellite picture of Scotland two hours ago?
Janet Yeah.
Rapson We've got mountains of data, but nowhere near enough computer power to analyze it. Can you help us?
Hall Send us what you've got, we'll do our best.
Rapson Thanks, Jack. Bye for now.
[hangs up]
Janet This is Scotland at the time the temperature dropped.
Hall This thing looks just like a hurricane.
Janet Only hurricanes don't form over land.
The Elusiveness of Clouds in Aviation
Howard I've been to Chatsworth, Santa Cruz, Encino, San Diego, Riverside, Van Nuys, and Bakersfield. It has been eight months! Where are my goddamn clouds, huh?
Professor Fitz They move, Mr. Hughes! Clouds move — that's what they do! They move!
[shouting in frustration]
Running Light on Hot Bricks
Sam Mussabini I want you to pretend you're running on hot bricks: if you leave your feet too long on the ground, they'll get burned! Pop, pop, pop! Light, light, light as a feather!
[to Harold in training]
Journey to Oakland Amidst Cloudy Skies
Professor Fitz Mr. Hughes! Mr. Hughes! Oakland! There are clouds in Oakland!
Howard You're serious this time?
Professor Fitz Yes! Goddammit, yes. I can promise you, clouds in Oakland.
Howard Alright, alright. Don't get jittery on me. OAKLAND! WE'RE GOING TO OAKLAND!
[Turns to his crew]
A Mysterious Case of Missing Stones
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg This case is empty.
Father Vito Cornelius What do you mean, empty?
Zorg Empty. As in the opposite of full. This CASE is SUPPOSED to be FULL! ...Anyone care to explain?
Cornelius The guardians... gave the stones.. to someone they could trust... who-who another route... she's supposed to contact this person... in a hotel... and she's looking for the address. Easy.
Leeloo Dot.
[points to the computer screen]
David It's-it's planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation!
Cornelius We're saved.
[sighs in relief]
Zorg I'm screwed!
Aknot You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg A CASE WITH FOUR STONES IN IT! NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE, BUT FOUR! FOUR STONES! W-WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN EMPTY CASE?!
Aknot We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, four crates . Zero stones, ZERO CRATES! Pack everything up! We're outta here!
[Aknot looks away; Zorg slaps his face back into position; of guns; To his men]
Aknot We risked our lives! I believe a little compensation is in order.
Zorg Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate... for the cause.
Improving Technique for Competitive Success
Sam Mussabini Do you want to know why you lost today?
Sam Mussabini You're over striding. Just a couple of inches.
Sam Mussabini Now these coins represent the steps in your sprint.
Sam Mussabini Have you got another two coins, Mr. Abrahams? Well, maybe we can find em.
Sam Mussabini Remember, over striding – death for the sprinter.
Sam Mussabini Slap in the face, each step you take. Knocks you back.
Sam Mussabini Like that!
Sam Mussabini And that!
A Disagreement on Unwanted Visitors
Bilbo No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!
Gandalf And what about very old friends?
Unexplained Buoy Malfunction Raises Concerns
Terry Rapson This is very odd. There's a buoy here registering a thirteen-degree drop in ocean temperature.
Simon Oh, yeah, that's right. That buoy malfunctioned the other day. I'll put a call in, see if there are any ships near George's Bank to get it.
Rapson This buoy isn't in George's Bank. It's just off Greenland.
Simon It is? What are the odds of two buoys failing?
[zooms the map out to show both buoys flashing]
Rapson Remote. Make that three.
[A third one in a different area begins flashing]
Understanding Atmospheric Dynamics in Extreme Weather
Terry Rapson Jack, were you able to recreate the thermal cycle?
Jack Hall Yes. The storm's rotation is pulling super-cooled air from the upper troposphere.
Rapson But, shouldn't the air warm up before it reaches ground level?
Hall It should, but it doesn't; the air is descending too rapidly.
Rapson Is this an isolated incident?
Hall I'm afraid not. We've located two other supercells in addition to the one over Scotland. There's one over northern Canada, and another one over Siberia.
Rapson And do we know their projected path?
Hall Yes. Our previous estimates of 6-8 weeks weren't even close. This one storm is going to change the face of our planet. Here's a projection of 24 hours out. This is 48 hours out... And in 7 to 10 days. When this storm is over, we'll be in a new Ice Age.
[Shows the projected size and location of the storms, over a layout of the continents to Rapson via their computer connection; Shows the next image; last image shows the storms having expanded to have combined to cover the entire planet's surface]
Rapson ...My God.
Hall Professor, I think it's time you got out of there.
Terry Rapson I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend.
Hall ...What can we do?
Rapson Save as many as you can.
Deciphering a Warning in Space
Ripley Ash, that transmission, MOTHER's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.
Ash What is it, then?
Ripley Well, it looks like a warning. I'm gonna go out after them.
Ash What's the point? I mean, by the, the time it takes to get there, you'll, they'll know if it's a warning or not, yes?
Urgent Medical Situation Aboard the Spaceship
Dallas Okay, Ripley, we're clean. Let us in.
Ripley What happened to Kane?
Dallas Something's attached itself to him. We have to get him to the infirmary right away.
Ripley What kind of thing? I need a clear definition.
Dallas An organism. Open the hatch!
Ripley Wait a minute. If we let it in, the ship could be infected. You know the quarantine procedures: 24 hours for decontamination.
Dallas He could die in 24 hours! Open the hatch.
Ripley Listen to me. If we break quarantine, we could all die.
Lambert Look! Would you open the goddamn hatch? We have to get him inside!
Ripley No. And if you were in my position, you'd do the same.
[briefly pauses]
Dallas Ripley, this is an order. You open that hatch right now, you hear me?
Ripley Yes.
Dallas Ripley, that was an order! Do you hear me?!
Ripley Yes, I read you. The answer is negative.
Ash Inner hatch opened.
[opens the inner hatch door and lets Dallas and Lambert in with Kane]
Baggins Intelligence vs. Bracegirdle Ignorance
Gandalf Frodo suspects something.
Bilbo Of course he does! He's a Baggins! Not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.
Claiming Ownership of a Treasured Item
Bilbo It's mine...my own... My precious...
Bilbo's Speech to the Hobbits
Hobbits Speech, Bilbo! Speech!
Frodo Speech!
Bilbo My dear Bagginses and Boffins. Tooks and Brandybucks. Grubbs. Chubbs. HORNBLOWERS! BOLGERS! BRACEGIRDLES! AND PROUDFOOTS!
[cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers]
Proudfoot Proudfeet!
Bilbo Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Hobbits Happy birthday!
Bilbo Alas, eleventy one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I, uh, I have things to do...I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.
[cheers abound until Bilbo continues his next lines; confused silence; puts the Ring on and vanishes]