Memorable Quotes from Ian Holm
17 quotesA Confrontation Over Missing Stones
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
It's nice to see you again, Father.
Father Vito Cornelius
Ah, I remember you now. The so-called art dealer.
Zorg
I'm glad you got your memory back. Because you're gonna need it. Where are the stones?
[directs his men out of his office]
Cornelius
I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell somebody like you.
Zorg
Why? What's wrong with me?
Cornelius
I try to serve life. But you only…seem to want to destroy it.
Zorg
Oh, Father, you're so wrong. Let me explain. Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is destroyed… Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain…of life. You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers.
[closes office door, places an empty glass on desk; Pushes glass off table; robot cleaners move to clean broken glass; Desk prepares a glass of water and a bowl of fruit]
Cornelius
Where's the robot to pat you in the back? Or the engineer? Or their children, maybe? There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes crashing down. All because of one…little…cherry.
[Desk brings out Zorg's pet Picasso; Zorg motions it to try and help him; slaps Zorg in the back, causing him to spit the cherry at Picasso]
Zorg
You saved my life, and in return, I'll spare yours... For now.
[opens doors, throws Cornelius to guards]
Priest Vito Cornelius
You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg
...I know. Torture who you have to. The President, I don't care. Just bring me those stones. You have one hour.
[directs guards to take Cornelius away; snaps fingers]
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Rationing Resources in a Crisis Situation
Dennis
Sorry mates, but we've just about run out of petrol.
Simon
Hey. Is there any chance that it will run on this?
[grabs a bottle of Scotch]
Terry Rapson
Are you mad? That's a 12-year-old Scotch!
[Simon pours the scotch into three glasses]
Simon
Gentlemen. To England.
Rapson
To Mankind.
Dennis
To ]!
[[w:Manchester United|Manchester United; They drink]
Simon
I just ... I just wish I could have seen him grow up, you know?
[remembers his infant son]
Rapson
The important thing is that he will grow up.
[The last of the petroleum fuel burns out, and the power fails]
Dennis
Amen.
[softly]
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An Uncertain Conversation About Kane's Condition
Ripley
That's amazing. What is it?
[watching Ash examine the creature]
Ash
Uh, yes, it is. Uh, I don't know yet. Did you want something?
Ripley
Yes, I, uh … have a little talk. How's Kane?
Ash
He's holding, no changes.
Ripley
And, uh... our guest?
Ash
Oh.
Ripley
Hm?
Ash
Well, as I said, I'm still... collating, actually. But I have confirmed that he's got an outer layer of protein polysaccharides. Has a funny habit of shedding his cells and replacing them with polarized silicon, which gives him a prolonged resistance to adverse environmental conditions. Is that enough?
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Rapid Temperature Drop Causes Aviation Crashes
Terry Rapson
What I'm about to tell you is supposed to be confidential. Several hours ago, three helicopters went down over Scotland. They crashed because the fuel in their lines froze.
[Over the phone]
Jack Hall
At what temperature does-
Rapson
-150° Fahrenheit. I mean, we had to look it up! The temperature dropped phenomenally fast! On the ground, people froze before they could get out of their cars!
Hall
Can you get me a satellite picture of Scotland two hours ago?
Janet
Yeah.
Rapson
We've got mountains of data, but nowhere near enough computer power to analyze it. Can you help us?
Hall
Send us what you've got, we'll do our best.
Rapson
Thanks, Jack. Bye for now.
[hangs up]
Janet
This is Scotland at the time the temperature dropped.
Hall
This thing looks just like a hurricane.
Janet
Only hurricanes don't form over land.
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The Elusiveness of Clouds in Aviation
Howard
I've been to Chatsworth, Santa Cruz, Encino, San Diego, Riverside, Van Nuys, and Bakersfield. It has been eight months! Where are my goddamn clouds, huh?
Professor Fitz
They move, Mr. Hughes! Clouds move — that's what they do! They move!
[shouting in frustration]
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Running Light on Hot Bricks
Sam Mussabini
I want you to pretend you're running on hot bricks: if you leave your feet too long on the ground, they'll get burned! Pop, pop, pop! Light, light, light as a feather!
[to Harold in training]
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Journey to Oakland Amidst Cloudy Skies
Professor Fitz
Mr. Hughes! Mr. Hughes! Oakland! There are clouds in Oakland!
Howard
You're serious this time?
Professor Fitz
Yes! Goddammit, yes. I can promise you, clouds in Oakland.
Howard
Alright, alright. Don't get jittery on me. OAKLAND! WE'RE GOING TO OAKLAND!
[Turns to his crew]
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A Mysterious Case of Missing Stones
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
This case is empty.
Father Vito Cornelius
What do you mean, empty?
Zorg
Empty. As in the opposite of full. This CASE is SUPPOSED to be FULL! ...Anyone care to explain?
Cornelius
The guardians... gave the stones.. to someone they could trust... who-who another route... she's supposed to contact this person... in a hotel... and she's looking for the address. Easy.
Leeloo
Dot.
[points to the computer screen]
David
It's-it's planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation!
Cornelius
We're saved.
[sighs in relief]
Zorg
I'm screwed!
Aknot
You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg
A CASE WITH FOUR STONES IN IT! NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE, BUT FOUR! FOUR STONES! W-WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN EMPTY CASE?!
Aknot
We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg
BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT! Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers. Four stones, four crates . Zero stones, ZERO CRATES! Pack everything up! We're outta here!
[Aknot looks away; Zorg slaps his face back into position; of guns; To his men]
Aknot
We risked our lives! I believe a little compensation is in order.
Zorg
Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate... for the cause.
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Improving Technique for Competitive Success
Sam Mussabini
Do you want to know why you lost today?
Sam Mussabini
You're over striding. Just a couple of inches.
Sam Mussabini
Now these coins represent the steps in your sprint.
Sam Mussabini
Have you got another two coins, Mr. Abrahams? Well, maybe we can find em.
Sam Mussabini
Remember, over striding – death for the sprinter.
Sam Mussabini
Slap in the face, each step you take. Knocks you back.
Sam Mussabini
Like that!
Sam Mussabini
And that!
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A Disagreement on Unwanted Visitors
Bilbo
No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!
Gandalf
And what about very old friends?
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Unexplained Buoy Malfunction Raises Concerns
Terry Rapson
This is very odd. There's a buoy here registering a thirteen-degree drop in ocean temperature.
Simon
Oh, yeah, that's right. That buoy malfunctioned the other day. I'll put a call in, see if there are any ships near George's Bank to get it.
Rapson
This buoy isn't in George's Bank. It's just off Greenland.
Simon
It is? What are the odds of two buoys failing?
[zooms the map out to show both buoys flashing]
Rapson
Remote. Make that three.
[A third one in a different area begins flashing]
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Understanding Atmospheric Dynamics in Extreme Weather
Terry Rapson
Jack, were you able to recreate the thermal cycle?
Jack Hall
Yes. The storm's rotation is pulling super-cooled air from the upper troposphere.
Rapson
But, shouldn't the air warm up before it reaches ground level?
Hall
It should, but it doesn't; the air is descending too rapidly.
Rapson
Is this an isolated incident?
Hall
I'm afraid not. We've located two other supercells in addition to the one over Scotland. There's one over northern Canada, and another one over Siberia.
Rapson
And do we know their projected path?
Hall
Yes. Our previous estimates of 6-8 weeks weren't even close. This one storm is going to change the face of our planet. Here's a projection of 24 hours out. This is 48 hours out... And in 7 to 10 days. When this storm is over, we'll be in a new Ice Age.
[Shows the projected size and location of the storms, over a layout of the continents to Rapson via their computer connection; Shows the next image; last image shows the storms having expanded to have combined to cover the entire planet's surface]
Rapson
...My God.
Hall
Professor, I think it's time you got out of there.
Terry Rapson
I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend.
Hall
...What can we do?
Rapson
Save as many as you can.
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Deciphering a Warning in Space
Ripley
Ash, that transmission, MOTHER's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.
Ash
What is it, then?
Ripley
Well, it looks like a warning. I'm gonna go out after them.
Ash
What's the point? I mean, by the, the time it takes to get there, you'll, they'll know if it's a warning or not, yes?
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Urgent Medical Situation Aboard the Spaceship
Dallas
Okay, Ripley, we're clean. Let us in.
Ripley
What happened to Kane?
Dallas
Something's attached itself to him. We have to get him to the infirmary right away.
Ripley
What kind of thing? I need a clear definition.
Dallas
An organism. Open the hatch!
Ripley
Wait a minute. If we let it in, the ship could be infected. You know the quarantine procedures: 24 hours for decontamination.
Dallas
He could die in 24 hours! Open the hatch.
Ripley
Listen to me. If we break quarantine, we could all die.
Lambert
Look! Would you open the goddamn hatch? We have to get him inside!
Ripley
No. And if you were in my position, you'd do the same.
[briefly pauses]
Dallas
Ripley, this is an order. You open that hatch right now, you hear me?
Ripley
Yes.
Dallas
Ripley, that was an order! Do you hear me?!
Ripley
Yes, I read you. The answer is negative.
Ash
Inner hatch opened.
[opens the inner hatch door and lets Dallas and Lambert in with Kane]
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Baggins Intelligence vs. Bracegirdle Ignorance
Gandalf
Frodo suspects something.
Bilbo
Of course he does! He's a Baggins! Not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.
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Claiming Ownership of a Treasured Item
Bilbo
It's mine...my own... My precious...
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Bilbo's Speech to the Hobbits
Hobbits
Speech, Bilbo! Speech!
Frodo
Speech!
Bilbo
My dear Bagginses and Boffins. Tooks and Brandybucks. Grubbs. Chubbs. HORNBLOWERS! BOLGERS! BRACEGIRDLES! AND PROUDFOOTS!
[cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers; cheers]
Proudfoot
Proudfeet!
Bilbo
Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Hobbits
Happy birthday!
Bilbo
Alas, eleventy one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. I, uh, I have things to do...I've put this off for far too long. I regret to announce this is the end. I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.
[cheers abound until Bilbo continues his next lines; confused silence; puts the Ring on and vanishes]
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