Memorable Quotes from Imogene Coca
3 quotesMisguided Directions and Family Frustrations
Ellen
I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark
Jesus Christ, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!
Aunt Edna
Clark, watch your language!
Clark
Make that the second biggest.
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A Family Request for Financial Help
Cousin Eddie
I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
Aunt Edna
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
[pulling some 20s out of his wallet]
Cousin Eddie
About $52,000.
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Fruitcake Misunderstanding in Family Dynamics
Aunt Edna
You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
Ellen
Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
Aunt Edna
Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claude?
Clark
Clark.
[correcting his name]
Aunt Edna
I thought so. Whew! Well, am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?
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