National Lampoon's Vacation - Misguided Directions and Family Frustrations
Ellen:
I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark:
Jesus Christ, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!
Aunt Edna:
Clark, watch your language!
Clark:
Make that the second biggest.
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National Lampoon's Vacation - A Family Request for Financial Help
Cousin Eddie:
I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark: [pulling some 20s out of his wallet]
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie:
About $52,000.
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National Lampoon's Vacation - Fruitcake Misunderstanding in Family Dynamics
Aunt Edna:
You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
Ellen:
Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
Aunt Edna:
Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claude?
Clark: [correcting his name]
Clark.
Aunt Edna:
I thought so. Whew! Well, am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?
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