Ordinary Miracle - Midnight Encounter Between Wizard's Wife and Minister
Minister Administrator:
Exactly at midnight.
Wizard's Wife:
What at midnight?
Minister Administrator:
Come to the barn, you won't regret it. I've no time to court you. You're attractive, I'm damn attractive. Why waste time? At midnight, I'll waiting.
Wizard's Wife:
How dare you?
Minister Administrator:
I dare, my dear. I dare.
Wizard's Wife:
Are you crazy?
Minister Administrator:
On the contrary, I am so normal that I am surprised myself.
Wizard's Wife:
You are a scoundrel!
Minister Administrator:
Yes. And who is good these days? ... Well, will you come?
Wizard's Wife:
I wouldn't even think about it. On top, I'll complain to my husband, and he'll turn you into a rat.
Minister Administrator:
Who is our husband?
Wizard's Wife:
A wizard.
Minister Administrator:
A little warning next time. I was wrong, I lost my temper. But now I consider my proposal an ugly mistake, I repent, I ask for a chance to make amends, to atone. That's it, I'm gone.
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