Memorable Quotes from Israel Juarbe
2 quotesA Mother’s Song and a Son’s Discontent
Lucille
California, here we come! California...oh, what is the matter, Daniel? You don't like my singing?
Daniel
I don't like the song, Ma.
Lucille
This is it, Daniel, end of the line!
Daniel
You're telling me.
Lucille
Will you look at those palm trees? Damn Daniel! You know what this means?
Daniel
Yeah. Watch out for falling coconuts.
Freddy
Hey, are you new here?
Daniel
Yeah, I came from Newark, New Jersey. My name's Daniel LaRusso.
Freddy
I'm Freddy Fernandez. Welcome to California. Hey, we were having an end-of-summer clambake on the beach tomorrow night, want to come?
[offers a handshake to Daniel]
Daniel
Sure!
Woman
This place is a dump. You should return to Newark!
Daniel
How did you know I was from Newark?
Woman
I overheard your conversation with Freddy. I'm a Jersey girl myself, from Parsippany. I never should have left.
Daniel
Parsippany? I got an Uncle Louie from Parsippany!
Woman
Louis Fontini?
Daniel
No, Louie LaRusso.
Woman
Don't know him.
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Struggles of a Losing Baseball Team
Mapel
We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin--
[singing while taking off his baseball team jersey]
George Knox
SAVE IT, MAPEL!
Players
Oh!
Triscuitt Messmer
Bummer.
George Knox
One more loss! One more loss which could've been a win! And you call yourselves "professionals"! I have never ever seen a worst group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team! You all got your heads so far up your butts, you can't even see the light of day! One more loss and I'll ... and I'll do this ...to each and every one of you!!
[picks up chair; throws it at a baseball bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover]
Whitt Bass
Oh-ho-hoo!
[bat misses him as he pulls his face back; bat hits him in the head and has a blank look]
George Knox
I want you... here in uniform at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!!
Norton
Fundamentals!? In the middle of the season!?
Whitt Bass
I thought the game had started at 1?
[still with a blank look]
George Knox
It does start at 1, and you're a jackass!
Whitt Bass
No, I'm a pitcher.
[after speaking to George Knox who angrily leaves the locker room while making some angry groaning and moaning, grunting sounds to himself while putting both of his hands above his head]
Pablo Garcia
You can be a pitcher and a jackass.
José Martinez
Sí, it's very common.
Whitt Bass
Oh!
[faintly falls into his locker area while feeling unconscious]
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