Israel JuarbeQuotes

Lucille: California, here we come! California...oh, what is the matter, Daniel? You don't like my singing?

Daniel: I don't like the song, Ma.

Lucille: This is it, Daniel, end of the line!

Daniel: You're telling me.

Lucille: Will you look at those palm trees? Damn Daniel! You know what this means?

Daniel: Yeah. Watch out for falling coconuts.

Freddy: Hey, are you new here?

Daniel: Yeah, I came from Newark, New Jersey. My name's Daniel LaRusso.

Freddy: [offers a handshake to Daniel] I'm Freddy Fernandez. Welcome to California. Hey, we were having an end-of-summer clambake on the beach tomorrow night, want to come?

Daniel: Sure!

Woman: This place is a dump. You should return to Newark!

Daniel: How did you know I was from Newark?

Woman: I overheard your conversation with Freddy. I'm a Jersey girl myself, from Parsippany. I never should have left.

Daniel: Parsippany? I got an Uncle Louie from Parsippany!

Woman: Louis Fontini?

Daniel: No, Louie LaRusso.

Woman: Don't know him.

Mapel: [singing while taking off his baseball team jersey] We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin--

George Knox: SAVE IT, MAPEL!

Players: Oh!

Triscuitt Messmer: Bummer.

George Knox: [picks up chair; throws it at a baseball bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover] One more loss! One more loss which could've been a win! And you call yourselves "professionals"! I have never ever seen a worst group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team! You all got your heads so far up your butts, you can't even see the light of day! One more loss and I'll ... and I'll do this ...to each and every one of you!!

Whitt Bass: [bat misses him as he pulls his face back; bat hits him in the head and has a blank look] Oh-ho-hoo!

George Knox: I want you... here in uniform at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!!

Norton: Fundamentals!? In the middle of the season!?

Whitt Bass: [still with a blank look] I thought the game had started at 1?

George Knox: It does start at 1, and you're a jackass!

Whitt Bass: [after speaking to George Knox who angrily leaves the locker room while making some angry groaning and moaning, grunting sounds to himself while putting both of his hands above his head] No, I'm a pitcher.

Pablo Garcia: You can be a pitcher and a jackass.

José Martinez: Sí, it's very common.

Whitt Bass: [faintly falls into his locker area while feeling unconscious] Oh!