Memorable Quotes from J. D. Pardo
3 quotesA Tense Confrontation Over Leaving Premises
Dalton
I just wanted to get you outside so I could ask you and your friends respectfully to leave the premises.
Dell
Oh, we'll leave. After I fucking kill you.
Dalton
Sure. Uh, before we start do you have insurance?
Dell
What?
Dalton
Like, you have medical insurance? Your coverage good? Like, you have dental?
Dell
Oh, ha-ha! Yeah. I'm not the one that's gonna fuckin need it.
Dalton
Okay. Sure. Hey, Frankie?
Frankie
Yeah?
Dalton
Is there a hospital nearby?
Frankie
Literally who gives a shit.
Dell
Shit the fuck up and fight, asshole!
Dalton
Is there a hospital nearby? Is it like, too far? Is it close?
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Life's Unfair Reality in Competition
Dalton
You don't have to lose, you're gonna lose in front of all your friends.
Dell
In front of"? Oh, they're not here to just watch.
[''Thugs laugh'']
Dalton
Oh, well, that's hardly fair.
Dell
Life's not fair.
Dalton
I just slapped you. Are you all right?
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The Meaning Behind Dalton's Grin
Dell
Who the fuck are you, Mr Smiley?
Dalton
Mr Smiley?
Dell
Yeah. You've had this idiot grin since I walked in. So, are you happy? Are you stupid? Or get punched in the face too many times?
Dalton
Honestly, it's probably the punching thing.
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