Memorable Quotes from Jack Gilford
4 quotesA Father's Reaction to Unexpected News
Bernie Lefkowitz
Here is an eagle who just found out his teenage daughter is pregnant.
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Frustration Expressed in Simple Words
Bernie Lefkowitz
For crying out loud!
[about the pleasing shock of suddenly seeing all of his long-away friends again]
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Reflections on Aging and Life's Challenges
Ruby
Most people our age are a pain in the ass.
Bernie Lefkowitz
Most people our age are *dead*.
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The Irony of Hard Work and Reward
Bernie Lefkowitz
You work all your life, you pay taxes, you're a good citizen, and what do you end up with? A tight rug.
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