One Body Too Many - Coffee Preferences in a Casual Conversation
Murkil:
Would you care for the last cup of coffee, sir?
Albert Tuttle:
Yes, I would. What kind of coffee is this? You know, there are two classes of coffee, Murkil. There's the percolated and there's the drip.
Murkil:
This is percolated.
Albert Tuttle:
Sorry, I'm a drip.
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One Body Too Many - Prior Commitments Take Precedence Over New Plans
Insurance agent: [on the phone; hangs up]
Yeah, yeah, I know. But call me tomorrow. I gotta get outta here. Hey, Tuttle. I got a date for you tonight. Dot's cousin just got into town and you and I...
Albert Tuttle:
I already have an engagement. I've had it for over a month: with Cyrus J. Rutherford.
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