The Angry Red Planet - Two Moons Inspire Romantic Thoughts
Dr. Iris Irish Ryan: [Looking out the spaceship window]
Look! Both moons are visible!
CWO Sam Jacobs:
Hey, two moons! What a place for romance, hunh?
Dr. Iris Irish Ryan:
And songwriters!
CWO Sam Jacobs: [singing]
Two moons! Da-da-da-da-da!
Col. Thomas O'Bannion:
Let's close you mouth and the port quads, hunh? No use getting the view plate scratched up by meteor dust.
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Abbott and Costello Go to Mars - Counting States of Wanted Criminals
Mugsy:
I would like to ask you one simple question: How many states are you wanted in?
Harry:
How many are dere?
Mugsy:
Forty eight.
Harry:
Dat's how many.
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The Million Dollar Duck - Chimp's IQ Surpasses Doctor's Intelligence
Doctor Gottlieb:
Excuse me. I have to go recheck the IQ of this chimp - a hundred and forty, higher than mine.
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The War of the Worlds - Communication Barriers Among Friends
Salvatore:
We're friends, yeah?
Wash Perry:
Hey, there! Open up!
Salvatore:
How are they going to understand us?
Ogilvy:
We're talking in sign language.
Wash Perry:
They'll understand us, all right.
Salvatore:
Sure. Sure. Everybody understands when you wave the white flag and you want to be friends.
Wash Perry:
Hey, there! Open up!
Ogilvy:
Come on out! We're friends.
Salvatore:
That's right. We welcome you. We're friends, yeah?
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