Memorable Quotes from Jack Kruschen
4 quotesChimp's IQ Surpasses Doctor's Intelligence
Doctor Gottlieb
Excuse me. I have to go recheck the IQ of this chimp - a hundred and forty, higher than mine.
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Communication Barriers Among Friends
Salvatore
We're friends, yeah?
Wash Perry
Hey, there! Open up!
Salvatore
How are they going to understand us?
Ogilvy
We're talking in sign language.
Wash Perry
They'll understand us, all right.
Salvatore
Sure. Sure. Everybody understands when you wave the white flag and you want to be friends.
Wash Perry
Hey, there! Open up!
Ogilvy
Come on out! We're friends.
Salvatore
That's right. We welcome you. We're friends, yeah?
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Two Moons Inspire Romantic Thoughts
Dr. Iris Irish Ryan
Look! Both moons are visible!
[Looking out the spaceship window]
CWO Sam Jacobs
Hey, two moons! What a place for romance, hunh?
Dr. Iris Irish Ryan
And songwriters!
CWO Sam Jacobs
Two moons! Da-da-da-da-da!
[singing]
Col. Thomas O'Bannion
Let's close you mouth and the port quads, hunh? No use getting the view plate scratched up by meteor dust.
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Counting States of Wanted Criminals
Mugsy
I would like to ask you one simple question: How many states are you wanted in?
Harry
How many are dere?
Mugsy
Forty eight.
Harry
Dat's how many.
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