Jack Martin Quotes

Football Bro Yo, we got kegs, beer pong, and I'm legally required to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.

Sidney My name is Sidney Putt. I am 31 years young. I like to dress up as the Grinch in a diaper while sucking down a bunch of helium so I sound like a baby.

Snackatron 3000 You agree not to fall in love or lust with Snackatron. You may not teach Snackatron to be racist, and you may never ever ride Snackatron.

Blake Early internet message boards predicted the coming of the chosen face. One so distinct, so peculiar, so utterly freak-ass, it would profoundly beguile every phone's Face ID. A skeleton key.