Pizza Movie - Quirky Characters Share Unusual Life Details
Football Bro:
Yo, we got kegs, beer pong, and I'm legally required to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.
Sidney: [baby voice]
My name is Sidney Putt. I am 31 years young. I like to dress up as the Grinch in a diaper while sucking down a bunch of helium so I sound like a baby.
Snackatron 3000:
You agree not to fall in love or lust with Snackatron. You may not teach Snackatron to be racist, and you may never ever ride Snackatron.
Blake:
Early internet message boards predicted the coming of the chosen face. One so distinct, so peculiar, so utterly freak-ass, it would profoundly beguile every phone's Face ID. A skeleton key.
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