Memorable Quotes from Jack Noseworthy
2 quotesStruggles with Identity and Affection
Honey Whitlock
Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
Rodney
That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!
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Hair Color Crisis in Clairol Chaos
Honey Whitlock
Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!
Rodney
You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart!
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