Cecil B. Demented - Struggles with Identity and Affection
Honey Whitlock:
Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
Rodney:
That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!
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Cecil B. Demented - Hair Color Crisis in Clairol Chaos
Honey Whitlock:
Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!
Rodney:
You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart!
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