Jack O'ConnellQuotes

Brett: You fucking touch him now then! Him or me. You wanna front, you wanna act like the fucking big man? You'll step up now.

Brett: There's going to be another accident when I find that bitch of yours! "No one's died." Wait and see what happens to her when I fucking see her!

Brett: They're mine, mate.

Jimmy Shite: Shit! Jesus Christ! Aw, Jesus! Oh, God! Christ, God!

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy?

Jimmy Shite: Sir, please help me! Help, please, I'm scared...

Sir Jimmy: What, you wee crybag?

Jimmy Shite: Sir, I'm getting...

Sir Jimmy: What are you getting, Jimmy? Getting hungry? Getting horny? Getting sleepy?

Sir Jimmy: Oh, sleepy. Bless.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: [...; My Father] If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, they'd have been alright, but they stayed at home and got their heads caved in. was leading the infected, Ian. He was leading the demons on the charge. A great army with Him at the fore. He always said Charity starts at home.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: [...] I'm Jimmy. Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, but no. You're good. Uh, Jimmy's fine.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: ['''Jimmies''': How's that?; '''Jimmies''': How's that?; '''Jimmies''': Yes, sir?] And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: [introducing himself after the other Jimmies have] Roberto Calamari. Fuckin tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: Do you not know the Teletubbies? Ah, they're glorious! They had televisions on their tums. And on television, they viewed themselves, but with another television on their tums, which they also viewed themselves on. And so on and so on, ad infinitum.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: Are you watching, Father? Master. Dark Lord. Are you ready to see if the boy has what it takes to be a Finger? Good! Okay. Fight.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal: Ho! Wonderful shot! It was real poetry. Though... I think there's a few too many coming now, even for a fine young warrior like yourself. Would you mind if we stepped in? It would be our pleasure.

Remmick: You looking for some fresh air, or...

Mary: I just come to see if y'all was good people.

Remmick: Aw darlin that's so sweet of you.

Joan: So sweet.

Remmick: We most surely are

Mary: [sitting next to him] And y'all got money to spend?

Remmick: Oh yeah, plenty money. You wanna see?

Mary: [Bert hands her some gold] Yeah, I wanna see. What type of money is this?

Remmick: The solid gold kind, darlin'. Yeah.

Mary: Where's this from?

Remmick: It's from a different place in a different time. But it spends just the same. You can have it. But it's no good to you.

Joan: It's no good to her...

Bert: [shaking his head] Mmm-mm.

Mary: Well, what makes you say that?

Remmick: [Mary looks at him] Cuz you in some deep, deep pain that money can't fix. Am I right? You came over here for fellowship and love.

Joan: Fellowship and love...

Mary: My mother... she just passed.

Remmick: Aw that's awful. Ah...

Bert: Just awful.

Joan: [touches Mary's shoulder] Just awful...

Bert: Losin a mother is a hurtin feeling.

Remmick: Mhmm. Y'know I wish in my heart that we'd have met sooner. I would've liked to have saved your mother from her fate. I can still save you from yours.

Mary: Oh no you must have me confused. I'm sad is all, but I don't need no saving.

Remmick: [eyes now red with drool hanging from his mouth; he looks at her neck and Mary quickly gets up and points a gun] Yes... yes you do. You all do.

Mary: [as she walks away, Remmick levitates into the air, eyes glowing] I'm gonna head back now, and I think y'all should too. Back to where we all came from.

Remmick: You fellers must be the owners of this establishment.

Smoke: That's right. And you are?

Remmick: Name's Remmick. This here's Joan and Bert.

Sammie: Hey Stack, y'all alright?

Remmick: Aww, and you... must be that voice I heard from out here. Aw, it was beautiful.

Joan: God damn bee-yew-tiful voice.

Bert: Even through these walls.

Smoke: Where y'all from?

Joan: Just down the road.

Stack: And how far is that?

Remmick: North Carolina.

Smoke: Y'all Klan?

Remmick: [offended] Sir... w-we believe in equality and music. We just came here to play. Spend some money, have a good time. Here, I'll show you.

Smoke: [stopping the music after a bit] Hold on hold on, just a minute.

Remmick: Aw, its just about to get good.

Smoke: Nah I believe ya. But this here a juke joint.

Stack: Blues music.

Bert: Well we've got money and we ready to spend it with y'all.

Remmick: Soundin damn near perfect and you're saying we ain't welcome.

Smoke: Nah I'm saying you get down that road and get back into town. Plenty of white barrel houses down there.

Remmick: [chuckles; gestures to skin; Points at Mary] Aw this- this cuz we're... Alright. How'd she get in?

Mary: Now that is none-

Annie: [interrupting] She here cuz she family.

Remmick: [sighs; he steps forward, and Smoke reaches for his gun] Family... Can- can we just, for one night, just all be family? Y-you don't need to do that, sir. We'll be on our way. But we're gonna walk real slow, just in case y'all change your mind.

Remmick: This world already left you for dead. Won't let you build. Won't let you fellowship. We will do just that. Together. Forever. I can save you from your fate. I am your way out.

Remmick: [repeated line] SAMMIEEEE.

Remmick: Oh, we heard tale of a party.