The Rise of Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt.

['''Jimmies''': How's that?; '''Jimmies''': How's that?; '''Jimmies''': Yes, sir?]

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Desperation and Mockery in Crisis

Jimmy Shite Shit! Jesus Christ! Aw, Jesus! Oh, God! Christ, God!

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy?

Jimmy Shite Sir, please help me! Help, please, I'm scared...

Sir Jimmy What, you wee crybag?

Jimmy Shite Sir, I'm getting...

Sir Jimmy What are you getting, Jimmy? Getting hungry? Getting horny? Getting sleepy?

Sir Jimmy Oh, sleepy. Bless.

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

A Challenge for the Boy's Potential

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Are you watching, Father? Master. Dark Lord. Are you ready to see if the boy has what it takes to be a Finger? Good! Okay. Fight.

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Identity and Formality in Self-Introduction

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal I'm Jimmy. Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal, but no. You're good. Uh, Jimmy's fine.

[...]

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Sinners

Seeking Assurance of Goodness Among Friends

Remmick You looking for some fresh air, or...

Mary I just come to see if y'all was good people.

Remmick Aw darlin that's so sweet of you.

Joan So sweet.

Remmick We most surely are

Mary And y'all got money to spend?

[sitting next to him]

Remmick Oh yeah, plenty money. You wanna see?

Mary Yeah, I wanna see. What type of money is this?

[Bert hands her some gold]

Remmick The solid gold kind, darlin'. Yeah.

Mary Where's this from?

Remmick It's from a different place in a different time. But it spends just the same. You can have it. But it's no good to you.

Joan It's no good to her...

Bert Mmm-mm.

[shaking his head]

Mary Well, what makes you say that?

Remmick Cuz you in some deep, deep pain that money can't fix. Am I right? You came over here for fellowship and love.

[Mary looks at him]

Joan Fellowship and love...

Mary My mother... she just passed.

Remmick Aw that's awful. Ah...

Bert Just awful.

Joan Just awful...

[touches Mary's shoulder]

Bert Losin a mother is a hurtin feeling.

Remmick Mhmm. Y'know I wish in my heart that we'd have met sooner. I would've liked to have saved your mother from her fate. I can still save you from yours.

Mary Oh no you must have me confused. I'm sad is all, but I don't need no saving.

Remmick Yes... yes you do. You all do.

[eyes now red with drool hanging from his mouth; he looks at her neck and Mary quickly gets up and points a gun]

Mary I'm gonna head back now, and I think y'all should too. Back to where we all came from.

[as she walks away, Remmick levitates into the air, eyes glowing]

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28 Years Later

A Moment of Praise and Caution

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Ho! Wonderful shot! It was real poetry. Though... I think there's a few too many coming now, even for a fine young warrior like yourself. Would you mind if we stepped in? It would be our pleasure.

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Sinners

A Promise of Hope and Togetherness

Remmick This world already left you for dead. Won't let you build. Won't let you fellowship. We will do just that. Together. Forever. I can save you from your fate. I am your way out.

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

A Son's Plea for Divine Guidance

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?

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Sinners

Introduction of Characters in Sinners

Remmick You fellers must be the owners of this establishment.

Smoke That's right. And you are?

Remmick Name's Remmick. This here's Joan and Bert.

Sammie Hey Stack, y'all alright?

Remmick Aww, and you... must be that voice I heard from out here. Aw, it was beautiful.

Joan God damn bee-yew-tiful voice.

Bert Even through these walls.

Smoke Where y'all from?

Joan Just down the road.

Stack And how far is that?

Remmick North Carolina.

Smoke Y'all Klan?

Remmick Sir... w-we believe in equality and music. We just came here to play. Spend some money, have a good time. Here, I'll show you.

[offended]

Smoke Hold on hold on, just a minute.

[stopping the music after a bit]

Remmick Aw, its just about to get good.

Smoke Nah I believe ya. But this here a juke joint.

Stack Blues music.

Bert Well we've got money and we ready to spend it with y'all.

Remmick Soundin damn near perfect and you're saying we ain't welcome.

Smoke Nah I'm saying you get down that road and get back into town. Plenty of white barrel houses down there.

Remmick Aw this- this cuz we're... Alright. How'd she get in?

[chuckles; gestures to skin; Points at Mary]

Mary Now that is none-

Annie She here cuz she family.

[interrupting]

Remmick Family... Can- can we just, for one night, just all be family? Y-you don't need to do that, sir. We'll be on our way. But we're gonna walk real slow, just in case y'all change your mind.

[sighs; he steps forward, and Smoke reaches for his gun]

Eden Lake

Confrontation and Ultimatum in Tense Moment

Brett You fucking touch him now then! Him or me. You wanna front, you wanna act like the fucking big man? You'll step up now.

Eden Lake

Claiming Possession in a Hostile Environment

Brett They're mine, mate.

Sinners

A Character's Call for Attention

Remmick SAMMIEEEE.

[repeated line]

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Searching for Guidance in Silence

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

The Infinite Loop of Teletubbies

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Do you not know the Teletubbies? Ah, they're glorious! They had televisions on their tums. And on television, they viewed themselves, but with another television on their tums, which they also viewed themselves on. And so on and so on, ad infinitum.

Sinners

Tales of a Party Circulate Among Characters

Remmick Oh, we heard tale of a party.

Eden Lake

Threat of Violence and Revenge

Brett There's going to be another accident when I find that bitch of yours! "No one's died." Wait and see what happens to her when I fucking see her!

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Everyone is Jimmy in tough times

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal Roberto Calamari. Fuckin tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy.

[introducing himself after the other Jimmies have]

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

The Consequences of Staying Home

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, they'd have been alright, but they stayed at home and got their heads caved in. was leading the infected, Ian. He was leading the demons on the charge. A great army with Him at the fore. He always said Charity starts at home.

[...; My Father]

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