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Jack Wild Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Jack Wild

3 quotes
Fate and Judgment in Life's Competition
Ornshaw Some people are winners and some people are losers.
Daniel Who says who's gonna be what?
Ornshaw Don't ask me, that's all done before we get on this earth. I mean, it's him up there. He says, "You, you're gonna be red-hot at the triple jump, and you, you're gonna be bloody useless!
Debating the Value of Pursuing Girls
Daniel I've got to dance with her.
[about Melody]
Ornshaw You're mad! What do you want to do that for? She'll only say "Buzz off!" or something. She's a bit stuck up that one. This whole girl-nonsense is rubbish. Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-so's.
Miscommunication Over a Latin Translation
Mr. Dicks Now, why are you here, Ornshaw?
Ornshaw Because you invited me, sir.
Mr. Dicks And why did I invite you, Ornshaw?
Ornshaw Well, because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir.
Mr. Dicks Why, Ornshaw? Why?
Ornshaw Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir?
Mr. Dicks Two was it, Ornshaw... I think we'll make it four... ...And why do you think it's a... silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw?
[trying to hold his temper]
Ornshaw Well, because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir!