Jacob Reynolds Quotes

Solomon Is she dead?

Tummler She's alive on that machine.

Solomon Do you love me?

Cassiday Yes.

Solomon Do you think I'm attractive?

Cassiday No. You look fine just the way you are - skinny.

Solomon You got this one?

Tummler Yep.

Solomon Don't kill the bitch. It's a house cat.

Tummler It's a lesbian cat. You can tell.

Solomon Looks like my mom.

Solomon Xenia, Ohio. Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People's legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people's fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny. People died in Xenia. Before dad died, he had a bad case of the diabetes.