Pitch Perfect - Real Life Auditions and Musical Expectations
Tommy: [to prospective singers; [w:Kelly Clarkson|Kelly Clarkson]
For the audition, you will sing 16 bars of ]'s Since You've Been Gone'. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick, Justin here, will be collecting your information.
Justin:
If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself everyday because of it.
Tommy:
I know. But if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any social issue... Or confused sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life. Now, don't just bring it, sing it, and let's do this.
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Unfriended - Visibility and Confusion Among Friends
Ken Smith: [upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image]
Hey genius! We can see you.
Jess Felton:
What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
Ken Smith:
Ken!
Ken Smith:
What?
Jess Felton:
Uh, stand back for a second.
Ken Smith:
Why?
Adam Sewell: [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind.]
Just do it dude.
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Unfriended - Humor and Horror in Online Conversations
Ken Smith:
It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?
Mitch Roussel:
Is that what today's agenda is?
Ken Smith:
Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!
Jess Felton:
That's so gross.
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