Memorable Quotes from Jacob Wysocki
3 quotesHumor and Horror in Online Conversations
Ken Smith
It's definitely a hacker. He's spying to get info on farts and boners, ok?
Mitch Roussel
Is that what today's agenda is?
Ken Smith
Well, we haven't hit the farts yet, but thanks to The Ken's Famous Salsa, the gas will be rolling tonight, baby!
Jess Felton
That's so gross.
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Visibility and Confusion Among Friends
Ken Smith
Hey genius! We can see you.
[upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image]
Jess Felton
What is that? Like a lattice or crate?
Ken Smith
Ken!
Ken Smith
What?
Jess Felton
Uh, stand back for a second.
Ken Smith
Why?
Adam Sewell
Just do it dude.
[Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind.]
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Real Life Auditions and Musical Expectations
Tommy
For the audition, you will sing 16 bars of ]'s Since You've Been Gone'. If a group likes you, they will contact you directly. My tone-deaf sidekick, Justin here, will be collecting your information.
[to prospective singers; [w:Kelly Clarkson|Kelly Clarkson]
Justin
If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself everyday because of it.
Tommy
I know. But if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any social issue... Or confused sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life. Now, don't just bring it, sing it, and let's do this.
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