Memorable Quotes from Jacques Herlin
1 quoteUnexpected Hotel Charges During Vacation
Clark
Don't I have to sign this? I think the Pig in a Poke people will take care of it.
Hotel Desk Clerk
It doesn't include telephone bill.
Ellen
Oh, that's no problem. We just made a couple of local calls.
Hotel Desk Clerk
Okay, that'll be...(punches numbers in calculator) 253 American dollars.
Clark
There must be some mistake.
Ellen
How can that be?
Clark
(reads bill) Who the hell called Chicago?...........AUDREY!!
Ellen
Audrey, don't cry. Your father didn't mean what he said.
Audrey
Yes, he did!
Ellen
Not really honey. He has nothing against Jack. He's not really going to cut off his balls. Aren't you Clark?...Clark?!
Clark
Okay, I won't.
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