National Lampoon's European Vacation - Unexpected Hotel Charges During Vacation
Clark:
Don't I have to sign this? I think the Pig in a Poke people will take care of it.
Hotel Desk Clerk:
It doesn't include telephone bill.
Ellen:
Oh, that's no problem. We just made a couple of local calls.
Hotel Desk Clerk:
Okay, that'll be...(punches numbers in calculator) 253 American dollars.
Clark:
There must be some mistake.
Ellen:
How can that be?
Clark:
(reads bill) Who the hell called Chicago?...........AUDREY!!
Ellen:
Audrey, don't cry. Your father didn't mean what he said.
Audrey:
Yes, he did!
Ellen:
Not really honey. He has nothing against Jack. He's not really going to cut off his balls. Aren't you Clark?...Clark?!
Clark:
Okay, I won't.
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