The Good Girl - Store Policy on Product Usage and Charges
Cheryl:
You didn't bring this into the store with you?
Heavy Set Woman:
No.
Cheryl: [[lawsuit]
Then I'll go ahead and charge you for it. This is a hand lotion, so don't put it on any other part of your body, even if that part needs lubrication. We try to keep frivolous ]s to a minimum, unless, of course, the customer is at fault.
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