A Loud House Christmas - Preparing for a Timely Video Project
Lincoln:
We're gonna need a bigger bike.
Clyde:
It's more megalodon than "Jaws", but that only adds to the terror.
Lincoln: [checking his phone as it beeps]
It's already 3:05 p.m., and this video has to be ready for the 5:00 p.m. local news.
Clyde:
Once we're done shooting, I'll spruce it up with some special effects on my computer, then send it to Katherine's personal e-mail.
Lincoln:
How'd you get Katherine Mulligan's personal e-mail?
Clyde:
She auditioned for my dads reimagining of "Wonder Woman: the Musical." She should keep her day job. Let's just leave it at that.
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A Loud House Christmas - Pudding Machines Cause Christmas Chaos
Lincoln:
Now Luan Loud is messing with the pudding machines all to promote her Christmas Day show.
Clyde:
It's a real shame.
Scoots:
No one messes with my pudding!
Lincoln & Clyde:
Yeah!
Nana Gayle: [agreeing]
It's true. Nobody messes with Scoots pudding.
Lincoln:
Might be best to go with a different act on Christmas Day.
Clyde:
I agree, a far less devious and messy entertainer.
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A Loud House Christmas - Christmas Crisis in the Loud House
Lincoln: [over walkie-talkie]
Reindeer Clyde, come in. This is Christmas Humbug and I've got a Code L-Red!
Clyde: [leaves the line]
Hold my spot, Dads. Christmas Humbug, this is Reindeer Clyde.
Lincoln:
Christmas is ruined all thanks to my selfish family!
Clyde:
What happened?
Lincoln:
Lori isn't coming home from college, Luna is going skiing with Sam, Luan has a gig at Sunset Canyon, and Mom and Dad are taking the rest of us to Miami!
Clyde: [shocked]
WHAT?! What about me? What would I do?! Coming to your house on Christmas Day is an essential part of my holiday experience!
Lincoln:
Finally, someone who gets it!
Clyde:
This is the worst news ever!
Lincoln:
I have to save Christmas, Clyde. I don't know how, but I've got 24 hours to do it.
Clyde:
I've got your back, Christmas Humbug. I'll be right there.
Lincoln:
Thanks, Reindeer Clyde. I knew I could count on you.
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