Memorable Quotes from Jahzir Bruno
3 quotesPreparing for a Timely Video Project
Lincoln
We're gonna need a bigger bike.
Clyde
It's more megalodon than "Jaws", but that only adds to the terror.
Lincoln
It's already 3:05 p.m., and this video has to be ready for the 5:00 p.m. local news.
[checking his phone as it beeps]
Clyde
Once we're done shooting, I'll spruce it up with some special effects on my computer, then send it to Katherine's personal e-mail.
Lincoln
How'd you get Katherine Mulligan's personal e-mail?
Clyde
She auditioned for my dads reimagining of "Wonder Woman: the Musical." She should keep her day job. Let's just leave it at that.
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Pudding Machines Cause Christmas Chaos
Lincoln
Now Luan Loud is messing with the pudding machines all to promote her Christmas Day show.
Clyde
It's a real shame.
Scoots
No one messes with my pudding!
Lincoln & Clyde
Yeah!
Nana Gayle
It's true. Nobody messes with Scoots pudding.
[agreeing]
Lincoln
Might be best to go with a different act on Christmas Day.
Clyde
I agree, a far less devious and messy entertainer.
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Christmas Crisis in the Loud House
Lincoln
Reindeer Clyde, come in. This is Christmas Humbug and I've got a Code L-Red!
[over walkie-talkie]
Clyde
Hold my spot, Dads. Christmas Humbug, this is Reindeer Clyde.
[leaves the line]
Lincoln
Christmas is ruined all thanks to my selfish family!
Clyde
What happened?
Lincoln
Lori isn't coming home from college, Luna is going skiing with Sam, Luan has a gig at Sunset Canyon, and Mom and Dad are taking the rest of us to Miami!
Clyde
WHAT?! What about me? What would I do?! Coming to your house on Christmas Day is an essential part of my holiday experience!
[shocked]
Lincoln
Finally, someone who gets it!
Clyde
This is the worst news ever!
Lincoln
I have to save Christmas, Clyde. I don't know how, but I've got 24 hours to do it.
Clyde
I've got your back, Christmas Humbug. I'll be right there.
Lincoln
Thanks, Reindeer Clyde. I knew I could count on you.
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