Memorable Quotes from Jaime Pressly
13 quotesBetrayal and Deception Among Friends
Michael
You bitch. I got a call from Greer's office telling me not to report to my job on Monday because they found another intern. You set me up, you got me high, and you seduced me.
Violet
If that's what you need to believe so you can live with yourself, it's okay with me.
Michael
You're setting them up just like you set me up.
Violet
They're my family. I would never do anything to harm them.
Michael
They're not your family. Your family's dead. Yeah, that's right. I did a little checking. That junior college never even heard of you. Then I find out your sister Ivy ].
[[Poison Ivy (1992 film)|threw herself out of a window]
Violet
Shut up.
Michael
And let's not forget about what happened to your mother.
Violet
I said shut up!
Michael
I bet you don't even work at Denny's, do you?
Violet
Now what?
Michael
I'm gonna tell Joy what kind of a person she's really living with.
Violet
So you're gonna tell her you're sleeping with me?!
Michael
I'm gonna tell her the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
Violet
Oh, that'll be an interesting approach for you. Think she'll buy it?
Michael
I don't think it's gonna be too hard to convince her. Look, I'm gonna be meeting her at two o'clock, so that'll still give you enough time to get out.
Violet
Well, she won't be there. She never planned to meet you.
Michael
You're such a liar.
Violet
Oh, really? Then why did she tell your good buddy Scott to pick her up at the house at 1:30? Hmm?
Michael
Go to hell.
[gets in his car and drives away]
Violet
You're gonna be so sorry.
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Perceptions of Power and Advantage
Cynthia
I'm not stupid. I know I got things easy cause guys will pretty much do anything for me because of the way I look. I know that. And if Sam saw me in this, I might lose my... edge with him.
[in background, Sam calls her name]
Matthew
Kind of like if the Green Lantern lost his power ring.
[in drag, as Francesca]
Cynthia
Who?
Matthew
Never mind. You're lucky.
Cynthia
No, I'm not.
Matthew
Yeah, I think it"d be great if guys always wanted to do things for me.
Cynthia
No. It's a curse. You see, nothing's a challenge for me. Everything's made easy. And if I actually do do something on my own, then everyone assumes that, you know, I got there because of the way I look. It sucks!
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Tina Armstrong's Frustration with Public Displays
Tina Armstrong
Oh, for god's sake; GET A ROOM!
[''Tina rolls her eyes after seeing Helena and Weatherby passionately kiss in the boat'']
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Request for Time to Talk
Priscilla
I need some T-to-the-fourth-power-y.
Jake
What?
Priscilla
Some time to talk to you.
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Awkward Moments Before a Showdown
Bass
Tina! It's showtime!
Tina Armstrong
Dad! Not now I'm in my underwear.
Christie Allen
Which I hate. Why you can't just sleep in the nude like me I'll never know.
Bass
Oh my god.
Tina Armstrong
No, Dad, she's just another fighter. We're just sleeping together.
Bass
Yeah I can see that.
Tina Armstrong
No. I mean we're not sleeping together. We're just... sleeping.
Bass
Seems to me like my baby girl's found a special friend. We'll settle it tomorrow, sweetie. Nice to meet you miss.
Christie Allen
Oh, it's Christie.
Bass
Tina's real name's Christina!
Tina Armstrong
Dad! Thanks a lot, bitch.
Christie Allen
Save your strength sweetheart, big day tomorrow fighting daddy.
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Promises Are Meant to Be Broken
Violet
I bet you've promised yourself all sorts of things where Joy is concerned, but promises were meant to be broken, Michael.
[to Michael]
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Teamwork and Competition in High Stakes
Tina Armstrong
How the hell are we supposed to get up there?
Christie Allen
Well, you're both on your own. I don't do teams.
Tina Armstrong
Well that's fine with me, any team you're part of is bound to lose anyway.
Christie Allen
Well I'll remember that when I'm collecting the $10 Million.
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Confrontation Between Violet and Mrs. B
Violet
Going somewhere?
Mrs. B
I don't know what you think you're up to, little girl, or why, but I'm gonna put a stop to it right now.
Violet
I don't think so.
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Cheerleading Rivalry Escalates in Competition
Black Rival Cheerleader
We saw you at our game and we know you stole our routine!
Priscilla
Okay, I don't know what you're talking about. We've always done our own cheers! Right, girls?
[to squad]
Squad
That's right!
Black Rival Cheerleader
Then you better bring it.
Priscilla
Oh, it's already been broughten.
Cheerleaders
We are! The North Comptonn Wildcats! We're black! We know it! We shake our big booties and show it! We ain't white! We ain't white! We definitely ain't white! Break it down niggas'!
[Cheerleaders start booty dancing]
Sports Announcer
Damn! Those bitches represent!
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Surveillance and Privacy Concerns Explored
Christie Allen
Look at this. They've been monitoring everything we do.
Tina Armstrong
Jeez, bunch of pervs...
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A Sign in the Pursuit of Wealth
Kasumi
... It's a sign.
[''After landing way off course from the site'']
Tina Armstrong
Look little Miss Zen Master. This isn't Karate Kid, it's DOA... as in Dead or Alive, as in 10 million dollars...
Kasumi
You don't understand. It's a sign.
[''Points to a sign'']
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Frustration Over a Broken Nail
Tina Armstrong
Perfect. Broke another nail.
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Dividing Attention Among Potential Suitors
Helena Douglas
Don't you think the guy in the second row's cute?
Christie Allen
Is there a guy in the world that you don't have a crush on?
Kasumi
You can have him. But what about the other 300?
Tina Armstrong
Why don't we just split em up evenly?
[''Pause'']
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