Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Discussion on Gun Cabinet Contents
Barry the Baptist: [turns around from stripper]
Right, where was we?
Gary:
Shotguns? Well, like guns that fire shots?
Barry the Baptist:
Oh, you must be the brains, then. That's right, guns that fire shots. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There'll be a load of old guns, that's all I want. Everything else, outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours.
Gary: [sarcastically]
Oh, thank you very much. There better be something there for us.
Barry the Baptist:
It's a fucking stately home. Of course there'll be something there.
Dean:
Like what?
Barry the Baptist:
Like fucking antiques.
Dean:
Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices …
Gary:
… and steal cars.
Dean:
What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?
Barry the Baptist:
If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place!
Gary:
So who's the Guv? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist:
You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary:
I see. One of those "on a need to know basis" things, is it? Like one of those James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist:
Careful. Remember who's giving you this job. … Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.
Barry the Baptist:
Fucking northern monkeys!
Gary:
I hate these fucking southern fairies.
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