Memorable Quotes from Jake Weber
5 quotesThe Inevitable Connection of Death and Taxes
Drew
And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
Joe Black
Death and Taxes.
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The Certainty of Life's Inevitabilities
Drew
...the truth is, joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain as death and taxes.
Joe Black
Death and taxes?
Drew
Yes.
Joe Black
Death and taxes?
Drew
Yes.
Joe Black
What an odd pairing.
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A Tall Tale About Wake Turbulence
Ron Hewitt
Hey Russell, we hear this story, they say you stood on a runway in New Mexico and let a 747 part your hair with wake turbulence. That happen?
Russell Bell
No.
Ron Hewitt
That's what we thought.
Russell Bell
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Barry Plotkin
You really did that?
Russell Bell
Yeah!
Barry Plotkin
Why?
Russell Bell
Well, I guess my life was a little short on excitement. Of course, all that's changed tonight.
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Air Traffic Control Tensions Rise
Leo Morton
Ed, can you take that Delta?
Ed Clabes
No, I can't take the Delta, my airspace is finite.
Barry Plotkin
Uh-oh, Ed's going down the drain.
Ed Clabes
I am NOT going down the drain.
Barry Plotkin
Oh yes you are. It happens every time you use the term "finite.
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Warning Against a Dangerous Path
Michael
You do not want to go that way.
Ana
What's that way?
Michael
Officer? Sir? You do not want to go that way.
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