Bridget Jones's Diary - Awkward Confessions and Unfiltered Opinions
Mother:
Don't be silly, Bridget. You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you've wandered out of Auschwitz.
Mark:
Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and dresses like her mother.
Mark:
I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much.
Daniel:
Now, these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are- fuck me, absolutely enormous pants.
Jude:
I can't believe you said what you said you said.
Tom:
Come the fuck on, Bridget!
Daniel:
Oh,fuck me, I love Keats. Have you heard this one? There was a young woman from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back, and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling!'... Oh fuck me! Bollocks!
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