James Carville Quotes

Simon Leis Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Before we begin, I must apologize for the unpleasantness of this task. What you are about to see is going to take your breath away. "Hustler" magazine depicts men and women posed together in a lewd and shameful manner. "Hustler" magazine depicts women and women posed together in a lewd and shameful manner. "Hustler" magazine depicts Santa Claus posed in a lewd and shameful manner.

Simon Leis Mr. Flynt, can you please turn to page 77? Can you describe to the jury what is on that page, please sir?

Larry Flynt It's a picture of ].

Simon Leis What is Santa Claus doing?

Larry Flynt He's talking to Mrs. Claus, and holding in his hand what appears to be a large, erect penis.

Simon Leis And could you read the caption underneath that cartoon, please?

Larry Flynt This is what I've got to ho-ho-ho about.

Governor Crittenden Jesse James sent me a telegram last month, saying he was going to kill me if he had to wreck a train to do it. He said that once I was in his hands he was going to cut my heart out and eat it in strips like it was bacon. I'm going to wreck his train first.

Robert Ford I'm sorry, Your Excellency. I was thinking of something else.

Governor Crittenden Jesse James is nothing more than a public outlaw who's made his reputation by stealing whatever he could and by killing whoever got in his way. You'll hear some fools say he's getting back at Republicans and Union men for wrongs his family suffered during the war, but his victims have scarcely ever been selected with reference to their political views. I'm saying his sins will soon find him out. I'm saying his cup of iniquity is full. I'm saying Jesse James is a desperate case and may require a desperate remedy.