Hudson Hawk - Nostalgic Reflections on Rome and Violence
George Kaplan:
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician.
Hudson Hawk:
Why, George, you old softie.
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Hudson Hawk - Unexpected Recognition Among Old Acquaintances
Hudson Hawk:
Don't I know you?
George Kaplan:
The last time you saw me, I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.
Hudson Hawk:
My high school science teacher?
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Hudson Hawk - A Final Concern Over Retirement Benefits
George Kaplan:
(his dying words) MY PENSION!
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Hudson Hawk - Breakfast Explosions and Afternoon Snacks
George Kaplan:
We blow up space shuttles for breakfast. You and your friend Tommy are nothing more than... a late afternoon Triscuit. Ciao.
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Hudson Hawk - Misunderstanding Punks and Their Quirky Beliefs
George Kaplan: [[w:Bay of Pigs|Bay of Pigs; [w:Cold War|Cold War]
Punks. They think that the "]" is an herbal tea and that the ] has something to do with penguins.
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Hudson Hawk - Nostalgia for a Different Time and Fear
George Kaplan: [[Communism; [w:Central Intelligence Agency|Agency]
God, I miss ]. The Red threat. People were scared, the ] had some respect, and I got laid every night.
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The Nutty Professor - Misunderstandings and High Stakes in Business
Dean Richmond:
Oh, with you, it's always business. Let's get to know each other, man-to-man. Now, if our files are correct, you and your fabulous wife have a terrific daughter.
Harlan Hartley:
I'm divorced and my daughter is in rehab.
Dean Richmond:
So you're saying our files are NOT correct.
Harlan Hartley:
Listen, you pompous butt-kisser. I have a check in my pocket for $10 million. Your Buddy Love has until midnight to prove that formula works.
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Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit - Questioning Father’s Consumption of Sacramental Wine
Mr. Crisp: [''To Father Ignatius'']
Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, father?
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Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit - Accusation of Deception in Sister Act 2
Mr. Crisp:
Sister Mary Fake!
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