Memorable Quotes from James Coburn
9 quotesMisunderstandings and High Stakes in Business
Dean Richmond
Oh, with you, it's always business. Let's get to know each other, man-to-man. Now, if our files are correct, you and your fabulous wife have a terrific daughter.
Harlan Hartley
I'm divorced and my daughter is in rehab.
Dean Richmond
So you're saying our files are NOT correct.
Harlan Hartley
Listen, you pompous butt-kisser. I have a check in my pocket for $10 million. Your Buddy Love has until midnight to prove that formula works.
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Questioning Father’s Consumption of Sacramental Wine
Mr. Crisp
Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, father?
[''To Father Ignatius'']
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Unexpected Recognition Among Old Acquaintances
Hudson Hawk
Don't I know you?
George Kaplan
The last time you saw me, I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.
Hudson Hawk
My high school science teacher?
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Nostalgic Reflections on Rome and Violence
George Kaplan
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician.
Hudson Hawk
Why, George, you old softie.
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Accusation of Deception in Sister Act 2
Mr. Crisp
Sister Mary Fake!
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A Final Concern Over Retirement Benefits
George Kaplan
(his dying words) MY PENSION!
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Nostalgia for a Different Time and Fear
George Kaplan
God, I miss ]. The Red threat. People were scared, the ] had some respect, and I got laid every night.
[[Communism; [w:Central Intelligence Agency|Agency]
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Misunderstanding Punks and Their Quirky Beliefs
George Kaplan
Punks. They think that the "]" is an herbal tea and that the ] has something to do with penguins.
[[w:Bay of Pigs|Bay of Pigs; [w:Cold War|Cold War]
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Breakfast Explosions and Afternoon Snacks
George Kaplan
We blow up space shuttles for breakfast. You and your friend Tommy are nothing more than... a late afternoon Triscuit. Ciao.
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