Cabin Fever - Debate Over Pancakes in Cabin Fever
Dennis: [yelling]
Pancakes! PANCAKES! PANCAKES!
Bert:
No, No Pancakes!
Dennis:
PANCAKES!!!
Bert:
No Pancakes!
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Cabin Fever - The Justification for Stealing a Candy Bar
Tommy:
Boy, you want to give me one good reason why you would steal a Snickers bar?
Bert:
The nougat?
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Cabin Fever - Discussion on Squirrel Hunting and Homosexuality
Karen:
Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert:
I'm going to go shoot some squirrels.
Paul:
Why would you want to kill squirrels?
Bert:
Because they're gay.
Karen:
Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
Bert:
I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way.
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