Go - Unexpected Mishap In A Comedic Encounter
Tiny: [[w:Marilyn Chambers|Marilyn Chambers]
Peep this. This chick's bobbing up and down on my dick like ]...
Singh:
She found your dick?
Tiny:
Then she moves around the outside. She's painting the tree. It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick. Yo, her contact is stuck on the end of my dick!
Marcus:
Was it hard or soft?
Tiny:
What, my dick?
Singh:
The contact lens.
Marcus:
Remember if it was colored? That she had two blue eyes and now one blue and one brown?
Tiny:
What does it matter?
Marcus:
It matters because it happened to me. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man. The difference is I knew those small details. That and my story was true.
Tiny:
Whatever.
Marcus:
Whatever"?
Tiny:
Whatever.
Marcus:
What do you mean?
Tiny:
Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass! I was making conversation. Fuck! Give a nigger a break!
Marcus:
Nigger"? What nigger, this nigger?
Tiny:
I told you my mother's mother's mother was black.
Marcus: [[w:Roots: The Saga of an American Family|Roots]
This ain't ]. Show me this Nubian's picture.
Tiny:
I don't carry her picture.
Marcus:
If you were less black, you'd be clear.
Tiny:
She was black as night!
Marcus:
Okay, stop! Truce!
Tiny:
Shut up! Man, I see black. I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus.
Marcus:
You know, you're right.
Singh: [[w:Rhythm Nation|Rhythm Nation]
Thank you, ].
Tiny:
Fuck you, Vanilla Ice.
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Go - Generational Competence and Moral Decline
Victor Sr.:
You know what wakes me up in the middle of the night covered in a cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any worse than anyone else in your whole screwed up generation. In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the top is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even know the fucking difference.
Singh: [to Simon]
Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
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Gone in Sixty Seconds - The Concept of a Unicorn Explained
Donny:
Eleanor is Memphis’ unicorn.
Freb:
What’s a unicorn?
Donny:
A fabled creature? You know, the horse with the horn? Impossible to capture?
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Donnie Darko - Questioning Appearances and Identity
Donnie Darko:
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank:
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Donnie Darko - Countdown to the End of the World
Frank:
28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.
Donnie:
Why?
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